His avatar is a sailboat? I can even tell since it issue so small. Good eyes.

Cross post to Jez? Trolling Deadspin is one thing, but trolling Jez using that and you are in for a world of hurt.

Mary Robinson was elected Ireland's first woman president. Or, perhaps you are referring to the death of Captain Ian C. Cameron, a bagpiper, composer, and author in Edinburgh. Either way, it's hard to get more Celtic than that.

Lemur burgers for all it is!

Sounds more like a goat to me. See also Eli Manning.

The students have been screwed over since Brandon was brought on. This was the tipping point that finally gave them a reason to be more vocal. After the latest round of student ticket hikes, the students were already pissed off. Many were already wearing the "Fire Brandon" shirts made popular by the original Michigan…

Ugly goat you say? No such thing

Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble. (That should be enough in case this story gets cross posted to Jez.)

I had mentally prepared myself for the "You just hate the Cardinals because they play the game the right way" comments. I'm happy to report that no such comments have yet to be posted. (Though, I guess, those comments alone are worth 10 points.)

But can you work at home, drunk, in a yellow hoodie?

"Loss" versus "lose" pretty much summed it up. Once that happened (which was the third or fourth blown punchline) it was over.

We get it, you think there is a "Booty-Eating Renaissance." You don't need to write articles about it every other day.

A Warriors spokesperson cautioned that the drawings were simply a work in progress and "designed to facilitate the feedback from the community we're engaged in at the moment."

Here's the release from 2003: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/3226951/ns/…

Frank Luntz isn't my cup of tea, but why all of the hate? Ten years ago, he was passed off by MSNBC as an honored and pioneering communications professional. You couldn't turn on MSNBC without him being on someone's program (including his own, for a while). His education and credentials are stellar. Heck, he was even…

You left out that Maggie Grace was in Californication. Or maybe you spared her by not bringing up that stint.

Turns out that a few students had cell phone videos on the incident. Upon review, Winston could be seen doing the crab walk as he yelled "Fuck her in the pussy." With that visual, FSU had no choice but to suspend him the entire game.

I thought it was a tribute to Merlin Olsen.