Netjunkie
Netjunkie
Netjunkie

Silver Surfer was here.

260 feet across? I think that would be a pretty big worm.

Feelings about the Matrix sequels aside, these "everything wrong with X" videos are SO PAINFULLY AWFUL. Only a small percent of the comments are actually plot holes or mistakes in the movies, the rest of it is a counter of how many idiotic snarky remarks this person can make.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. People seem to forget that these people are criminals. There are no special privileges for inmates. If you did something bad enough to get yourself thrown into prison, and if you end up in a SHU, then you more than likely deserve to be there. I'm sure there are some people

My brother was bullied extensively when he was young and the school would do nothing about it. We are talking being thrown in to trash canes, extreme beatings and even sitting behind him in class and cutting his back with scissors. My parents did everything they could to try to beat the system including calling the

...and you just helped me plan the perfect murder.

He's probably thinking "everything is awesome".

You had me at "Tom Cruise dies a lot."

I don't understand why any of these are "utterly disturbing" — this is where all the meat that you eat comes from, and has for over a century. And should our modern society one day collapse, on a smaller scale, if you want to eat meat, this is how it will be done.

The Wachowskis really are one-hit wonders.

Great. Now I have expectations that the Star Trek food synthesizer will be in my house in my lifetime.

Any cop that is so stupid as to believe that anyone could shoot a bullet out of an iPhone camera lens needs to be fired on the spot. Even specialty, tiny caliber ammunition like 2.34 mm rounds wouldn't fit in the depth of an iPhone with any sort of firing mechanism behind it. That's the smallest round made and it's as

It's just you.

Is the Gulf of Mexico part of the Atlantic Ocean? I don't think so...

I'm pretty sure I can have the guy who makes bongs down the street, make me one for under $50.

I just did and I really hope other people are too. Even if it was a third party by now they should know the story of their ill-begotten handle.

If coconut oil can end up in there by accident then so can the tea tree oil, and as the owner of a vagina I know which one I'd be more concerned about.