If you ever go to a Career Day, you'll be a hit with the kids AND the teachers!

"The anonymity of the Internet has proved relatively more menacing to women."

Hey, give thirtysomething Hank Hill a break! He's been selling propane (and propane accessories) all day!

Toronto? How would you compare this guy's bull charge to Rob Ford's? :)

Well, that way the violence is over quickly, and there's less chance of someone getting hurt in a prolonged confrontation. It's the same reason that when I drive home drunk, I go 120 MPH.

I'd add that "whiteness" isn't the color of anyone's skin: it is a social construct that defines the people who are privileged in American society. There's a great book called "How the Irish Became White" that explores how a former out-group "earned their whiteness" and became part of the privileged. I think it's…

According to Lisa Simpson (in "Lisa the Beauty Queen"), Vaseline is for "that frictionless smile" (and according to Homer, it is for eating!)

"I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago."

Awhile back, I drove by "Roach, Lynch, and Belch, Attorneys at Law" every day to work.

They Photoshop images of the girls with ease and generally get up to things that even reasonably-skilled adults might have trouble accomplishing or even understanding.

The prosecutor is using Sideshow Bob's reasoning on this:

There has to be an online course somewhere on this.

I have a number of businesses; recording music in my pro home studio, music management, an educational blog - and I do freelance business development for other clients.

How times have changed: it used to be that games of pure chance were illegal (because gambling), while games of skill were legal (even if most of them were so difficult that the average player can only succeed through luck). Now, we have government-sanctioned games of pure chance (lotteries), while poker and other…

It sounds like she's only thinking in terms of kindergarteners (i.e. when one kindergartener touches another one's breast inappropriately, it is just bullying, not sexual assault). She doesn't seem to recognize that sex ed can protect kids from adults, and that some adults are sexual predators.

Have your mascot be a chicken, and call it "Peckers."

THAT WHY GROG USE.

The last stage of capitalism is self-parody.

If he IS hitting other kids with his cane (and hey, he's 8: it's typical behavior, especially if the other kids are teasing him, or doing other nasty things), then I can see taking the cane away for the duration of the bus ride. But there's no reason to give him a pool noodle, other than to humiliate him: he can't…

If you can't get your news from a guy who used to host "A Current Affair" (and threw an on-air tantrum over a missed cue, which has been widely parodied), where can you get it?