Boy, there is a lot of truffle-hate going on in the SFGate comments.

Were you paid time-and-a-half for the extra hours? (I ask tremulously, afraid that I know the answer...)

That is the best thing I've heard since "Old Fashioned Man's" comments (on "The State", I think):

"This is turning into a snuff film!"

It's kind of like saying "He doesn't do any needle drugs"

On the other hand, if you survive the bulbonic plague, you get it again the next spring.

It's about time someone took on Big Bach.

She might have been molested as well; if so, her denial about her own abuse would probably make it difficult for her to realistically assess the threat that this man poses to her children.

There should be an entire book just about Adm. Grace Hopper: for all it's unwieldy syntax, COBOL was the first language whose programs stood a reasonable chance of running on a different computer than the one they were written in. What a revolutionary idea!

This. If the facts are as represented here, what she is doing is unconscionable. For the love of God, Mama June, protect your little girl!

[T]here have been a number of incursions into Texas and other places from some of the folks in Mexico...

This +1000. This was an awful time to be President, no matter who you were, but I think Hillary's experience and battle acumen would have been a huge asset. Obama could have held a Cabinet post for her administration, then run on his own. He is a gifted politician, but I think he has been overwhelmed for most of…

It would be awesome if this headline were literally true, and Sadie Robertson had praised

I think her chin is less pointed, and her hairline has receded. Her makeup is also a different style: much less eye shadow and less-defined cheekbones.

I think Colin Quinn said it best: "The qualities that get you elected are the same ones that get you laid."

I know South American law is different than U.S. law, but his actions seemed much more like 2nd degree murder (i.e. depraved indifference to human life) than manslaughter. From my extensive viewing of Law & Order reruns, I thought manslaughter was when you killed someone on accident, yet had created the conditions…

From the Onion, after his arrest: "Disabled Athlete Proves He Can Do Anything"

As a nanny for small children, I relegate authority all the time to people with risen cajones.

When did they make that book into a movie?

My favorite non-claim is "chemically formulated": unless the company is mixing together random stuff in a bucket, anything they sell will be chemically formulated.