Order of importance of cast members in the original "Ghostbusters" movie:

Lazy hazing! I love it!

Up next, the triumphant return of the Gobbledy Gooker!

I think it's a corollary of Rule 34. There's also probably at least one fault-line in the Slutty Pregnant Raggedy Anne-o-phile community (e.g. "She must mention Andy at least once/Andy's name CANNOT BE MENTIONED!")

From Wikipedia: Uniontown, OH has 2,802 people, and is 2.5 square miles. It is 98.14% white. I wonder if she (or her partner) grew up there?

Any research on people who post 10 times a day about how wonderful their lives are now that they're doing #piyo or #paleo or #glutenfreebaconsmoothies (even though it's soooooo hard on their body and they want to quit every day but they'll never quit because #beachbodyisworthit and #dontigiveuponyourself because…

I was thinking that maybe she didn't look six months pregnant, so the officer didn't know. Nope.

I always liked her as Det. Clemmy Johnson on "Reno 911!" I remember one episode where she caught a bunch of teenagers trying to do a pagan ritual, and instead of arresting them, she lectured them on all the things they were doing wrong.

First, let me say that Jezebel is the only outlet I've seen giving any critical attention to this story: other news outlets are getting the basic facts from your story, then framing them with bland mansplainy talking points.

They should have called it "Spoonr"

Ah, the hard-hitting journalism of the Indianapolis Star, which one of my professors referred to as "the daily fish wrap." He also used to say "Never start a fight with someone who buys newsprint by the ton", but that's a different story...

And why on earth would he do a biopsy on the spur of the moment? Did he see something he thought looked suspicious and think "Heck, I'll just get it now"? Something really doesn't add up here.

Perhaps these two gentlemen were hanging around school grounds?

Shame consistently ranks as the worst motivator for lasting change in any arena you can think of. Unfortunately, it also lets people be cruel to one another in socially approved ways (and, as many people have pointed out, it makes a shit-ton of profit for the beauty and diet industries).

Most abusers are NOT out of control. They don't abuse their parents, friends, or coworkers. They don't abuse their victim in public if they think other people will disapprove or interfere. During the abuse, they throw and break her stuff, not theirs. And while some abusers are sadistic or brutal, many do their…

Anyone good at Donkey Kong deserves to be arrogant: the game is fucking impossible. I can beat most of the canonical "Nintendo Hard" games, but I'm lucky to make it to Level 3 on the original DK arcade game.

I'm SO glad you said this. It is terrifying to put a part of yourself out there: you might fail; or worse, you might succeed only to find that you are derivative and naive. Every time I write a poem or a song, I feel like a fraud, and I don't know anyone who takes art seriously who doesn't feel the same way. But…

To me, these statistics suggest that most NFL players—people who are much more physical and aggressive than the average person—nevertheless do not abuse women. So the problem is that when a player like Ray Rice does, the NFL doesn't treat his crime as a serious assault, but slaps him on the wrist and says "boys will…

I'm impressed by his flexibility, too. Frankly, it looks a bit painful; there's no way I could hold that pose for more than one or two stops.

Ryan Leaf did not have the heart to fight through MS Word's spellcheck.