Ryan Leaf lacked the heart to fight through a mild drizzle, or take the stairs if the elevator was down.

I can see their recruiting pitch now:

This is so sad. I really hope her loved ones aren't going to be harmed because she was caught.

I so want to believe that the thefts are by an anti-reality TV activist who is just doing it to keep the Kardashians off the air!

"Push parenting" sounds awful, but I have to admit, that kid looks like he's having fun.

It's funny, because I probably would have used the exact same words and tone even before I got involved in BDSM last year. I've really been a sub all my life; the only difference is now it's out in the open where we can negotiate expectations and limits: few things will screw you up faster than unconsciously enacting…

Actually, yes I am. My girlfriend is my mistress, and we have a 24/7 D/S relationship (in that there is always a D/S dynamic whenever we communicate; we don't live together). And listening to her is a BIG part of what I need to do to feel like a good sub :)

I'm the opposite: listening and providing emotional support is my biggest love language. It's how I show love, and I need to be able to do it to feel that I am loved.

"Dress Right For Your Red Shift"

Wandering Mystery Cats is a kick-ass name for a band, though.

"Lord, may your loving hand guide the LIBOR index to below 3% during the 60 day lock-in period..."

I've read a bit about Islamic business that try to follow the commandment to not lend money at interest. It's a fascinating idea, although from what I've seen, the components of the interest rate (e.g. discount rate, risk premium, etc.) are generally accounted for under different names.

Welcome to the Church of Suicidal

If the Road Warriors were still active in pro wrestling, they could use these wands for their spikes.

"Stiff us out of royalties, will ya? You and your little band are nothing without us. C'mon, boys, lets take this tree down!"

If Christ appeared with an army of angels calling for final judgment, Rush Limbaugh would blame Obama for not focusing on the real issues.

I so want to analyze this spreadsheet to see if this guy's sex life is stationary and has normally distributed errors.

When I hear this in my mind, I picture Sheldon from BBT making a response about tautologies.

The Internet really does have everything:

I agree. I don't think most men looking for quickie sex are also looking for 18+ years of responsibility and child support payments.