I think the (incredibly depressing) “logic” is that these people don’t think rape is a crime in all but the most extreme circumstances (e.g. a “perfect victim” who was assaulted by a stranger and tried to fight back but couldn’t, then immediately went to the police and gave a helpful, composed interview), so they…

Awesome, I will have to listen to that. I even thought her “Smells Like Teen Spirit” cover was good, and I’m a die-hard “covering Nirvana is fuckin’ blasphemy!” guy.

The Longest Ride. . .lopes into theaters.

The most cutting review I ever read was for “Nine Horses,” by Billy Collins. It began as follows:

I think she has better rhetorical ability than any other singer I’ve heard: she can cover an average song and make it meaningful (e.g. “I Don’t Like Mondays”). She’s also one of the few people who can sing about sex and not have it be cringe-worthy.

I think Bachmann is too entrenched in denial to think clearly about anything: she never seems present when she speaks, to the point where I wonder if she is dissociative.

To be fair, Penndonna didn't last very long (I remember it, but mostly from Mad Magazine references after-the-fact).

According to Miss Manners, a shoulder-check is appropriate during a hockey game.

It's all laid out in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

<snark>

I could see her as the older, more dominant Harley Quinn who screws over a young, impressionable Joker (especially in this picture).

a person by the name of Missy Eliott

...with partners (employees)...

I think there are some men who can only relate to a women as equal if they can de-sexualize her. I've had multiple students with military backgrounds tell me some version of "All women in the military are whores or dykes. And we'd rather have the dykes, because they can actually fight."

"I can't take it any more, I'm getting too old!"

Yik-Yak is an app (popular with students) that lets people post their thoughts anonymously, with the type of results you would expect from this.

Makes sense: everyone knows the famous 2Pac song "We'll never let a n***** in SAE"

Also, 369 of those thousands of men went to war to keep slavery legal. You can read about it on the SAE homepage:

I don't think it was because he was older or mentally ill, just that people are starting to feel like their outrage doesn't matter. You see the same dynamic about gun control after a series of school shootings.

Perhaps a children's book on diabetes?