Finally, a place for the little pink pegs from the board game "Life" to park.

You should put that quote on a t-shirt. Seriously.

Wow, his PUAHate screen name was "The Purifier." That is really, really chilling.

I was not familiar with that web site, so my initial response was "which Federalist Paper is relevant here? The one about reserved powers?"

That's a good point: I would believe that the diploma had to be from Duke to land that type of job.

I think most American universities have a residency requirement, where you have to complete a significant number of credits (at least 30) at the university to graduate.

I imagine someone at TMZ screaming "We need photos of Kirstie Alley, STAT!"

I can't link to the Onion from work, but they had the perfect article for this a little bit ago: "Deeply Held Political Belief Referred To as 'Gaffe'"

I picture a movie where the old lady in #2 reveals the secrets of different movies to different servers:

+1000

Clearly, this guy doesn't really want an open relationship; he just wants to sleep around and have his girlfriend be okay with it.

Did this happen on Monday? 'Cause that would be awesome.

I guess if you're not going to change your actual policies, then focusing on bland pleasantries is your only option.

My friend wanted to start a female version of Hooters: there would be hot guys in speedos, and lots of red-headed and downy birds. She would call it "Peckers."

This was my thought as well, although I have to say, there are a lot of other types of porn that someone could do.

How do you "leverage" secrets without threatening to release them? It sounds like her objection isn't so much moral as practical, like a robber complaining that another robber actually fired his gun.

My guess would be "PLEASE GIVE ME MY OWN SHOW!"

I'd like to know what else Winkler and the other victim could have possibly done when they were fleeing for their lives from someone who had begun stabbing people. The article says that they ran directly at the deputies, but also that they ran from the apartment, so I'm guessing they ran out the only exit they had. …

We need Venn diagrams, stat!

(With apologies to Steinbeck):