Honestly, I'm not sure what else she COULD do at this point. I can't imagine anyone hiring her for a job with even the smallest amount of responsibility, which is a shame because working off-camera (say, at a production company) would trade on her fame and get her out of the spotlight. She's never going to recover…

Like the song says: "I'd like to meet his tailor!"

It reads better than some papers I graded when I was an adjunct; I once saw a student misspell "Hitler" and "Nazi" in a class on the Holocaust.

Judging from her stringent opposition to all pharmaceuticals, I think it's clear that she's just concerned he is putting something in his body that might alter its chemistry.

The shoes need to be a different color, because that brown would clash even if it were a smiley.

Sadly, I think this happens a lot. I was in an accident and bleeding from my mouth, and I had to go to 4 different stores before someone would help me. At the time I was 16, which may make my experience either more or less understandable (I honestly can't decide).

Rule 34...

Sigh. If this ever became a thing, it would just make contracts longer and more punitive in case of this sort of assholery. Eventually, they would resemble college syllabi for intro classes.

So, do the injections go into the fat or surrounding tissue? Silicone in your veins sounds really dangerous, although I didn't know we had enough butt veins to make this a risk.

Here's what I can't get past: the contestants had literally nothing else to do except compete for his attention. No Internet, no TV, no books (except the Bible, woo-hoo!). And they STILL wanted nothing to do with him. One of them even left the show after spending the night with him; saying, in effect, "I don't want…

I know he just forgot to space, but "streetcrime" has a real Orwellian vibe to it.

I know that when I'm sitting in a restaurant and a really beautiful woman walks in, who's skinny, I instinctively think, "Oh she's really skinny and beautiful and I'm really fat and ugly."

"The husband is the head of the family, but the wife is the neck. And the neck can turn the head."

Ha, I read the part you quoted and thought that wives were "popping up all over" (perhaps like popcorn?)

Seems like a well-designed experiment. The Mrs. Potato head treatment suggests that Barbie's (sp?) particular characteristics mattered, not just her gender.

Well...not successfully.

Russia's deployment of troops in Ukraine, a situation she warned you liberals and democrats about over four years ago

The problem with this equivalence is that the KKK's beliefs are (mostly) not taken as legitimate: open racism is not socially acceptable, and so articles about hate groups can do good by exposing that they are still festering underground.

This is a great point. I'd actually be really interested if someone tried to have as many careers as Barbie. Some are probably unrealistic (being an astronaut is a pretty big commitment), but I know there are people who've received dozens of college degrees, so someone motivated could make a decent stab at it.

They don't BELIEVE hard enough!