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He forgot the argument that gay marriage is dangerous to children. I wonder why?

You can use this handy statistic to quantify the goodness of fit:

There HAS to be a way to link this to Obamacare! I'm just not imaginative enough to think of it.

I could see it being staged to keep her real location private. I imagine she has many creeps to deal with, and with Google Maps, there's probably a way to find the actual house from what you seen on the show.

I wonder if they really wouldn't have killed him if he'd cared that she was "16." It sounds like a post-hoc justification (if the conversation even happened), but his answer might have made it "okay" in her mind to kill him (since he was a "bad" person).

"theistic Satanism" is a generally well-tolerated catch-all for these folk.

Classic dick move.

Isn't this his 12th back surgery? I'm curious to see what his back looks like after all he's been through (Yes, I'm horrible).

I loved that show! Remember the knee replacement where the surgeon used a reciprocating saw to shape the new knee joint? I was transfixed!

Many years ago, our local gay monthly had a section in the back for hookup ads (called "sexdates"). Most were pretty standard (Dwn to fuk? I'm 13"), some were descriptive ("Daddy bull balls is back!"), and some read like attempts to come to terms with emotional issues ("seeking mature dad to punish with gay sex for…

You might want to change to headline to be "...Too Sexy to Commit Rape...". Initially, I thought that he had been raped, and someone was claiming he was "too sexy" to have been assaulted.

Here's much the same argument (with math!) by Gary Becker, Nobel Laureate (and advisor to the "Freakonomics!" guy). Some quotes:

The premium model actually replaces each song with an unreleased Tupac track.

Glad you liked it! Any movie that starts off with a commercial for a game where you nuke other counties hits my sweet spot.

Blanche: "Girls mature more quickly in the South. I think it's the heat."

My first thought, too.

Tough market: she'll have to compete with the likes of this...

It reminds me of my "Magic: the Gathering" days: half the fun was opening the booster packs to see if they had one of the valuable rares (I'm looking at you, Vesuvian Doppleganger), while knowing that the less valuable cards were much more likely (Manna Vault, or—god forbid—Thoughtlace). There's a reason the game is…

Maybe Deen wouldn't sign: he probably had more power in the situation than she did, since this is just a one-off for him. Or maybe it IS with her parents to keep the peace.