Sadly, he died in 1998.

Yes, I think it's like if you could only eat chocolate for a week: sounds great, but I bet it gets old really quickly.

This x 1000

I'd think they'd feel right at home in Hell, what with all the contracts with the Devil in exchange for fame and all.

"This bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!"

I hope she said "Listen, buddy, when I manhandle your donuts, you'll know it!"

(Not an accountant but play one at work)

I liked my house for the first seven years, but now I can't stop thinking about the cute cave two towns over. It is SO erosional!

I hate that I fully expect her book deal to be announced early next year. Based on recent history, I would seriously bet money that this will happen.

Getting the "excels" part down is going to be the tough part.

You could have it frozen in carbonite, just like Glans Solo.

I think it shows how chilling this type of censorship is: Ikea removed the article before anyone complained. This type of self-censorship makes GLBT people invisible, which makes it easier for those in power to institutionalize discrimination against us.

The Mother Jones story states that the original 2011 research found that Plan B was less effective on women with higher BMIs, not women who weigh more. I wonder if "weight" in the warning label is a proxy for BMI, or if there is additional research showing that efficacy also declines with weight? This would be an…

I think dating a friend's ex is like dating a coworker: it can work, but there's a LOT of potential drama because of factors outside the relationship that you have no control over. I would never say don't do it (heck, my mentor married her boss, and they stayed together until she died), but think really hard about it…

That graphic is all kinds of awesome.

I'm surprised they even named the alleged surgeon. Usually, it's just "Dr. XXXX, a plastic surgeon who has not treated Ms. Kardashian, believes recent photos of her indicate that she may have had work done."

I'm surprised they even named the alleged surgeon. Usually, it's just "Dr. XXXX, a plastic surgeon who has not treated Ms. Kardashian, believes recent photos of her indicate that she may have had work done."

I'd keep Civil War, 14 Years, Get in the Ring (because it's damn funny), Breakdown, Locomotive, Estranged, and You Could Be Mine. So yeah, exactly half.

It would have been cool if two of them had no shirts, and then the other two had JUST shirts.

I remember when she was on The Daily Show waaaay back when they were still doing "Five Questions." Question #2 was: What is the name of Big Bird's imaginary friend?