Omg Rob this is the only Christmas gift I needed this year.

The Irregulars are with you Rob Bricken. By the way you still owe me an imaginary beard for reasons.

I mean, what is “attempted murder,” honestly? Do they give a Nobel Prize for “attempted chemistry”?

Captain “Freedumbz” Hannity doing his best to protect the Trumper. Ends badly.

$25 billion in funding for the border wall late yesterday < - HEY, I THOUGHT Mexican rapists were paying for this?

So read AV Club’s reviews then, problem solved.

One of my favorite ever av club comments was in response to a thread of people saying (insane) disparaging things about Eliza Dushku’s looks. Someone wrote a post to the effect of, Eliza Dushku is better looking than anyone that anyone in this forum will ever get with, you dorito-stained CHUDs.

God. Also this kind of puts a new cast on that already creepy scene where Jamie Lee Curtis does that dance. Creeps of a feather flock together, I guess.

How’d you feel after like the next sentence they mention how she touched it?

NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON’T TURN IT OFF!

Yo, I’m Vito.  You said you needed a sHitman?

American culture as it is now has switched its moral values upside down. If you enter into a competition or an agreement as an honest, law abiding , morally directed individual you become a victim of the dishonest, cheating, lying ,criminal ,greedy psychopath who will have no qualms in exploiting your virtues as…

“...third lesson, there is no second lesson. Fourth lesson, always consider lessons should never end. Fifth lesson... wait, where are you going?! I’m almost done.”

The best part is that nobody knows Luke is dead except Luke. The entire First Order, and Kylo Ren in particular, is likely convinced that there’s this massively powerful Jedi still out there, somewhere, that now he’s pissed, and that they can’t be sure whether he’s there or not even if they see him.

I dunno; that fight scene was already a pretty epic troll.

I’d like to think that Ghost Luke will appear in Episode X to give Rey the Third Lesson. And then he’ll appear to Kylo Ren in order to troll him, just like Yoda trolled Luke.

Annalee lent me her copy. I'm going to steal it and sell it on ebay. Don't tell her.

I did the whole laughing/screaming thing when I saw the price of that book on Amazon, heh.