NerdBurger358
NerdBurger358
NerdBurger358

Cut away before incoming LENS FLARE!

Furthermore, if you burners continue to call me a "celsius" (whatever the hell that is) you will be dismissed.

I was supremely annoyed when Rob Lowe said the following:

Why limit to desks?

Allow me..

As an Anole, I find you BOTH absurd.

As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

This was a pretty blatant attempt to "shock and awe" a population they probably found "uppity" into submission. It might have actually worked had this taken place before everyone had cell phones on their cameras. You have to understand that this kind stuff doesn't happen in a vacuum. What we are seeing is the result

Everyone crying, "If you haven't did anything wrong you have nothing to worry about!"

How did our police become autonomous little armies?

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

You wouldn't need to modify the "I'd by that for a dollar" line.

Last year's first pitch from ED-209 didn't turn out so well either.

Even if he was firing blanks,

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Toss me the whip!

And now the evil once buried is unleashed upon us all.

This was never meant to be a realistic representation of Wrigley anyway... the W flag is raised.