Put together something a little bit more in line with Dan Snyder's messaging theme on why he won't change the team's name.

Carlos Gomez, Thug, Makes Young Fan Cry

Hamilton really was amazing today. Not only did he handle all of the race superbly well but he also outraced and out-smarted Nico. Nico had better tires and DRS which give him a significant advantage and still couldn't pass the supreme Hamilton.

That was an absolutely epic spot of racing by Hammy. His feint on the 52nd lap backing off early on the corner, allowing Nico to overshoot, and giving himself an easy inside pass on the next corner was just brilliant racing. That was mature Hammy vs the young Hammy that would have raced him deep in the corner and…

He shouldn't be sad.. Being able to even pose a threat against Hamilton in an equally good car should make him feel accomplished..

Because he is a bad ass taking a bad ass picture next to a bad ass jet plane. He'll go back inside after getting the shot.

[An airman from the 48th Fighter Wing of the US Air Force stands guard over an F-15C in Lithuania. Six more F-15Cs joined the original four deployed to the former Soviet state as part of a NATO mission to defend the Baltics, in response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Photo via the US Air Force.]

Talk to the hand isn't one?

This is basically every person in East Tennessee until Peyton left.

The picture of him with the Chevy muscle car wasn't necessary. It was already assumed.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

Whoa, Barry, careful with your facts. That "one person in America" is actually the scribe for the entire town of Doddrige, mainly because he's the only resident that's "done gotten real good with letters and such."

Oh, come on. WAY more people than that were offended. But, at the sight of an angry black man, I'm sure a good number of them instinctively sealed themselves in underground bunkers with an arsenal of weapons. I guarantee there will be a flood of complaints to the FCC in 35 years when those bunkers automatically open.

Honorable mention, footage not available: Bob Costas eating out a Russian hooker's asshole and coming down with double pink eye.

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

100hp in a ~3000# car is slow.

Otherwise known as every interview with Ky N.

I think I liked his Gatorade™ Victory® Lane© interview the best.

That's not how you spell Jimmie Johnson.