It's bad enough they let Danica race, now we gotta learn female biology too?

Shots at 5AM is known in Detroit simply as the alarm clock.

as my father always said, "hey, it's 5am somewhere."

Yet the average NASCAR fan is still more upset about Beyonce's performance at the inauguration last year.
And it has nothing to do with her lip syncing.

Susan B Anthony: "Now this is what I fought for my entire life! Way to go Jennifer!

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

The problem is that no one will know it's a 4 series, they'll just think its a 3 series unless they look at the badge.

One of them's Steve Elkington, but I've never seen the other two.

the p1 is FWD

"Sorry...I've been drinking" should be a legal defense against 99% of all dumb things said. Maybe 75%. I dunno, I've been drinking.

Yes, the 250-500k car is going to cannibalize the sold out multi million dollar hypercar that is being marketed and bought by people that don't think in the "Can I afford this?" way you think they do.

Good comment.

Dip a corner of the sandwich into that lousy canned soup, and then insert that corner into your head.

[calls Child Protective Services]

I have a tough time getting worked up about what transmission will be available in a 6-figure car I'll never be able to afford. I hope nobody questions my Jalop cred because of this..

Incognito, to Martin, "The truth will bury you."
Incognito, to Belgian waffles, "The maple syrup will bury you."
Incognito, to chicken-fried steak, "The mushroom gravy will bury you."
Incognito, to himself, "The obscenely high BMI will bury you."