DW is the real deal. Good to see him get this win.

You can't spell the Outback Bowl without the B-A-C.

Uh. every goddamned day. In my S2000.

And watch them fuck it up like the CRZ.

Ok, can someone explain the hate for traction control to me? I really don't understand it. Are we just saying it because we think it makes us sound more Jalop? Honestly, what good reason is there for not having traction control on your DD? I literally can not think of any benefit. How are you people driving on a…

Deadspin just can't resist talking about a bleacher report.

You misspelled E30.

The ultimate mind fuck? Number one of the list of the ten worst automotive renders?

Here's the basically uncovered breasts of Katy Perry.

Chevy To Viper: "You Scared?"
Viper: "I Ain't Never Scared!"

Plus, since it's a turbo, it just runs on it's own steam, right? I assume that accounts for the unusual noises as well.

Woooooootseeirrrrrrrr

I was looking for more horsepowers for my car, so I just put in a bigger belt. Thanks, CNN!

Isn't it obvious?

While I loath the dealer system for many, many other reasons, I don't begrudge them this, since they're fleecing the willing.