Still better than a 1st gen V

but at all costs, avoid the 2004 model.

Thank god it wasn't Bud-heavy.

How far can you punt a football?

Cool.

Sadly, we could probably cut our grocery bill in half by not buying alcohol...

He looks like a chihuahua. And I want to punch him in the face when he does that title belt thing. Wrong sport, a-hole.

Just so we're clear, I don't give a flying fuck how any of you are doing.

If this doesn't make the page tomorrow, I'll stab my hand with a screwdriver! You are a smartass, and a goddamn genius!

I'm showing my age here. None the less, here it is.....bonus points for those who can identify the toy..not the car.

I don't think most people understand the very basic mechanical premise of a clutch. Push in pedal, large, rotating disc moves away from other, large, rotating disc. Release pedal, large rotating disc makes contact and syncs up with other larger, rotating disc.

It could be a lot of us don't care because... it's still a neon.

Why would they let Felipe drive it? Fernando is faster than him...

Burn so hard motherfuckers wanna fry me.

I look forward to explaining that to someone every time I talk about the car. It'll be such an exciting thing to talk about. Did you know what the meaning of LaFerrari is?! Yes, I know it still sounds ridiculous, but now that you know what it means isn't it just so cool?

They're looking to improve the car not crash test it.

Overheard when discussing this article with a friend. "Would Alonso in a Ferrari LaFerrari be something that is of interest to you?"

Oh, that comment was absolutely not directed at you. It is aimed at the hord of commenters that constantly categorize entire regions or groups because of some stereotypical, preconceived notions they have.

The whole car looks dumb. Not just the brakes.

Jake Locker is the best example of racial profiling in sports that I can remember: