Financial advisers are garbage, cost you in the long run, are mostly self serving and also not really necessary. A good trust and estates lawyer can set you up with what you need and you can pretty much pick a low risk, high yield, something boring and not at all exciting and just dump a big percentage of your…

Yeah but modern, cushy people have modern, cushy cows which limits the risks dramatically

Lactose tolerance is a genetic mutation, an evolution in human genetics that allowed an expanded diet that better allowed us to thrive. Ignoring it is just ridiculous

I have this great genetic mutation that allows me to get a ton of great stuff from milk, i don’t drink it religiously but i do enjoy it and i’m going to keep doing so until my body makes me stop.

HE pushed pretty hard at the end there. does anyone know what the actual legality is for just filming yourself places? When you aren’t even filming anyone else?

Forget just the MCU, the flight of the valkyries is one of the most beautiful shots i’ve seen in anything in a long time.

That, and the Valkyries are probably the most beautiful pieces of cinema i’ve seen in a long time and i never would have thought i’d see it in a superhero movie.

“Its more comfortable to cry in my Porsche than on my bicycle”

Its all or nothing. People are already too relaxed and comfortable driving tons of hurtling steel all day, this is why people talk on their phone, read newspapers, eat cereal!

I get that he’s like super kinda internet famous but why should anyone care what this guy thinks in the first place?

Look its totally okay that you’re jealous you don’t have a groovy mutation, but I do, i digest milk like a god damn boss and i’m going to continue to do so and then pass on my milk drinking genes to a new generation who will continue to do so, you cannot stop evolution!

Is this what we’re calling topless now?

I’m not much of an expert but he already changed the curtains to gold, right? Everything has this wasted out pastel colour now, like its all melting slowly into the Trump House.

As a foreigner it always strikes me as a strange thing that not only is it allowed, but considered a right - and, more to the point, people think its a good idea - to fly the flag of a rebel army so blatantly. People take pride in a flag of a movement that lost a war.

“An investigation by the Evanston Police Department found the use of force justified”

I remember hearing once - i think it was Blaine - has a ‘trick’ where he sticks a nail through his hand and its all ‘ooh he’s not even bleeding’ and a doctor tested him and apparently he’s just done it so often its built up so much scar tissue in the area that he just doesn’t bleed anymore.

I have noticed this more than once. It seems that ‘white people’ can’t win in these sorts of situations (stay with me.. counts for ‘staight’ or ‘cis’ or whatever)

Maybe he’ll run into Gendry.. I’m sure he’s rowed himself all the way across the ocean by now.

Wash your hand first.

Having looked into his background its even funnier.