How could you say such a thing..

Whoa WHOA there mate.. What are you saying about Vegemite? I mean.. you didn't just.. no you didn't..

What is this.. like half of this is a horror show and the other half is just normal food people eat.. Baked Beans? Really?

"But sir, a giant floating eye really does seem to be a little.. excessive" "Nonesense.." "But sir, really, perhaps you shouldn't just have a big open hole into the side of the mountain anymore, you remember what happ-"

A fat little bulldog or something, and frodo feeds him, but then gets angry about feeding him and tries to get rid of him, then feeds him later. Because no matter what he does he'll never leave evil little wrathfrodo

People fending him off with a mop or a broom, able to keep him at bay as he fumes and howls, continuing to try and lunge for their knees.

Actually i treat my phone a lot like a pocketwatch. I keep it in a close pocket, if i need to check the time i pull it out a little, look down and press the home button so i can see the clock, then put it away.

"I am shadow, i am pain, i will destroy you!" complete with squeaky voice and arm flailing while his pony just stands off to the side eating grass.

Every time he picks it up to strike someone down he tips over backwards. He carries a stool so he can loom over people, his pony is slower than the other horses so they constantly have to walk so he can keep up.

.. I'm doing that right now

Honestly, i never once thought clay was a Hero. I always considered him the shock collar. He's there to do all the nasty things so everyone else can keep their hands clean.

I hear she takes some wicked delight in making the makeup team have to cover them all.

How about...

Oh god would he have a scary, black pony as well?

Bombadil was a cheat anyway. From what i remember reading he was designed and part of a series of poems that Tolkien wrote, so he never really fit into the lore and world of LOTR. Even Tolkien said he didn't know what to do with him.

OH GOD, A TINY LITTLE RINGWRATH, SO ADORABLE...

Very few authors are any good at describing action scenes in any detail.

I've never seen that cover before, its great.

I wanted, desperately to like this book. I bought a few because some friends said they were good. I wanted them to be good.. But i just could not get into the narrative and i couldn't dig through the style. I guess its in a sort of old western style language to it but i just couldn't read it. I barely finished the…

I thought never get into them. My sister bought it for me because its (a few letter short) of being my name.