Maybe I've been watching too much gay porn but whoa nelly! I thought your gif was...not what it is

I seriously have to post this gif once a week.

1. Whiteface is not a thing, has never been a thing, will never be a thing.

I got a word for you. Colonialism. You're welcome.

Where do you think it comes from? Europe. That's the point.

I don't understand why people are being so hard on her.

"Whiteface." Lord have mercy. Poor stupid people of my race. They just NEED to minimize other people's problems by appropriating them for themselves. And conveniently ignoring hundreds of years of privilege....

Or a little kid? I think the police in Texas would have made this car 'disappear' lol.

The best suggestion I read for complaining about this, from this tumblr: send in your entry. Make it a drawing of Kate Kane and Maggie Sawyer's wedding day.

"the best-selling book in British history"

I'm sure this study is helpful in that it adds to a mountain of evidence. But I learned this exactly as it is depicted here in a psychology lecture in college in the spring of 2004. Specific animal studies were referenced.

In not-so-ancient Europe:

The first son inherited the family wealth.
The second son joined the military.
The third son joined the priesthood.

Well played nature. Well played.

This research has been around for something like a decade, if not longer.

Honestly, I have trouble believing any man this obsessed with semen is attracted to women at all.

Please don't feed the trolls, y'all! Look at these adorable endangered pygmy rabbits instead.

Your beauty does not impress me.

I dunno, I think we can all view his hilarious standards as a problem that will sort itself out when he dies completely alone. The only thing golden about his jizz is the color it takes on after being crusted on his computer chair for a couple of weeks.

So he can polish furniture and hide small scratches with his jizz? Use a napkin when setting food on his coffee table.

It's interesting how 25 is the cut-off point for gross, controlling, arrogant, vain men. Because 25 is the age at which your brain (allegedly) officially stops growing and maturing. It's part of the reason why rental companies don't loan cars out until you're 25. It is, arguably, when you gain a sense of self.

Behold: this woman admits to eating a high-fat diet and not exercising at all and people are still calling this healthy. Because she's thinner now. I mean, if there ever was a clearer evidence that "healthy" in mainstream parlance is just a euphemism for "thin" and "healthy" talk is thinly-veiled fat-shaming, I've…