Sarah seems like a bitchin person. She handled this situation wayyy classier than I handled mine (calling off that wedding was one of the hardest decisions I have ever had to make and the 6-or-so months that followed.. well.. I just was not my usual graceful self, I will leave it at that).

If Elizabeth Berkley doesn't dance to "I'm So Excited" there will be a sternly worded letter to ABC. God know I think the Jersey Shore people are trashy and I've never been able to sit through more than 5 minutes of it. However, I really think Snooki was cast for the hate-watch ability, like Bristol Palin and Kate…

E.L. James went on to name her top pick for the female lead: E.L. James.

I was horrified when there were rumors about Tom Hardy, because he's one of my favorite actors.

THANK GODS. There have been some scary rumors flying around. I don't care about either of these actors, and my condolences are with those who do.

Having also been a 14-year-old girl, if any of my friends had been having sex with a teacher, I would have known that was sketchy as fuck.

This is a society where you can't assign a book featuring pedophilia because parents think it's child pornography, because Americans think "context" is something a criminal does with his phone.

I first knew I was gay (without knowing what that was) when I first saw this when I was four.

[Ashton Kutcher pops up from behind the toilet.]

If he's 6'6", he has to weigh at least 250. Plus, he would include his bench press.

Gaston is truly the greatest queen Disney has to offer.

For serious. I told her I stopped doing that because it was wasteful and unnecessary and she got all huffy at me and was like, "Well see what happens when you don't listen to me."

In my mixed race household, this indeed was par for the course. I had to secretly buy my own tampons before I was even sexually active. Her answer to swimming during menstruation? "Just don't go!" rather than "Here's a tampon!"

My mom was raised in a super Catholic household, so I assume that's where it might have come from — but I know she used tampons (eventually snatched some from her when I was in high school) and I also knew she used birth control. She was totally sheltered as a kid, but you'd think she'd be a little more open-minded…

"For some reason, our mothers didn't have tampons in the house, so we just kind of followed what our moms do. [You're taught that] you don't wear tampons until you're sexually active."

I'm thinking, upload everything you have to the dropbox, all photos, chat logs, videos, etc. All the evidence. Obscure yourself if you want. Then write her a short email, expressing your regret, embarrassment, and desire to do the right thing (I.e. standing by women) with the link, and she can decide what to do.…

This story triggered a panic attack. I'm still shaking. Do the right thing and call him out, for heaven's sake!

It's not Macklemore's "fault" that people listen to him when they ignore everybody else.