What... did I just watch? Is this a joke? I'm confused.

I thought those One Direction boys were supposed to be cute? This guy looks like young, uglier Crispin Glover.

I like how they tried to uglify her with PTA-meeting-makeup, showered-at-the-gym-hair, and a laundry-day t-shirt and she's still attractive. They should have added some hand-lotion-as-moisturizer greasy skin, too.

This... let's call it a "look"... was passably cute at 6 years old. Three years later, not so much.

Because I can be one very passive-aggressive bitch when properly motivated, I would have handled this by constantly and consistently sourcing any and every thing he ever said to me until he understood how infuriating and patronizing that shit is.

I'm at work and unable to access my gif library but if I could I would post that gif of a clapping Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Nicholson is an actor who was at the right place at the right time and landed some very well-written roles. 40 years ago he was a mediocre actor and for the past 30 years he hasn't been able…

I never said you did choose. I didn't choose to start this thread. Nobody chooses anything. I also never said I pitied him for not being the master of his own fate. I pity him because he's going to endure a lot of pain and suffering for actions he had no choice but to perform.

He's trying to justify horrible decisions he's made in the past.

Good thing they all switched over the the Republican party, then!

Is there anything sadder than a Black Republican? It's like a female MRA. Learn to love yourself, people.

When I retire and no longer have to worry about bosses and clients and coworkers, I'm dying my hair a dark plum color. Yes, I cannot wait to be a purple-haired old lady.

Let's hope so. Your post basically gave me a ptsd-style flashback of my grandmother. She cries, literally cries actual tears, over her hurt feelings if she finds out of her children went somewhere or did something and didn't invite her. "I might as well just curl up and die since no one wants me around anymore!" …

He's acting like a five year old, though. So the response is to treat him like one. Either he learns to behave in public or you don't go out with him anymore. Problem solved.

Tell them to pay for the meal and that you'll take care of the tip. If they ask why, tell them it's because they're shitty tippers and you're not.

If that guy wanted to get right with god for his unbelievable shitty behavior he should have left you the entire $50. What kind of shithead makes the waitress empty out her wallet but doesn't check his own? Some people seriously should not be allowed to leave their home.

When he says some shit like that you respond with, "If you don't have anything nice to say you shouldn't say anything at all." Unless your dad has actual cognitive damage (alzheimer's etc.) he's just being an ass because he knows he can get away with it. Everyone, even the "socially stupid" can learn basic manners. …

Life is too short. Those men you thought were pleasant and respectful? Cut them out of your life.

She pulled a Renee Zellwegger.

$65 - $56.37 = $8.63

The utterly enchanted looks on these women's faces is truly the best part of this picture. And I say that as one of the only 4 or 5 Jezebel commenters who actually finds Benedict Cumberbatch to be handsome and charming.