Wow. Proper response to that cashier? "I hope I get as much dick in hell as I do on Earth. Now ring up the condoms, you stupid fuck."

Ditto. My period is very irregular and also randomly very, very heavy, so for the past 8 years or so I've taken to carrying both pads and tampons in a variety of absorbencies in my bag at all times. Every handbag I own has at least one overnight pad, one super tampon, one regular tampon, one light tampon, and one…

I would have made that dumb fuck buy me a new box of tampons. Then I would never speak to him again. Life is much too short to have to put up with that level of stupidity among your friends.

You asked a ridiculous question and then immediately followed it up with the painfully obvious answer. Learn to comment better.

I was trying to think of a more recent example but the one that stuck most in my memory was how she absolutely refused to see Ted.

My mother, an older Hispanic lady, goes to the movies at least once a week. Often she'll go two or even three times a week. She sees almost every decent movie in the theater and her genre range is almost limitless - she'll see action movies, comedies, dramas, horror, documentaries. Her one exception is anything…

I'll definitely check out that channel!

YES. Recurring Segment: Sherlock Series 4 Countdown

You know what I'd love to see?

"but every time the skeptical doctor comes in she goes back to being senile again because she's like the Michigan J. Frog of dementia"

No invite for Adele Dazeem?!

Is this... skin texture? Does this mean Lupita's not some kind of flawless feminist cyborg from the future?

A flop that draws a penalty kick should be an automatic red card, even after a video review after the game is over. Especially after a video review after the game is over.

I'm a Mexican-American female. One of the benefits of being from a country that isn't the USA? No one questions my "credentials" as a fan of both my birth country and my adopted country.

Violet Baudelaire said somewhere upthread that it only works on dense foods like brownies or meat, which totally makes sense. I think a couple of people are freaked out that I seem so interested in this. While I am actively trying to lose weight right now (by doing it the tedious way - diet and exercise) I don't…

Yeah, does it actually keep you from taking in the calories? Because it seems like you're still "eating" a lot of the food just in the saliva you inevitably end up swallowing (gross) even if you spit out the bolus. I just tried to do it and I literally couldn't spit, for two reasons - too liquidy (ew) and too strong…

I totally just tried to do it right now but it's actually harder than it sounds to overcome instinct. Ha ha. For once I'm struggling to spit instead of swallow.

I prefer their sister-restaurant, The Tomato Grove.

Wait.... does the chew and spit thing actually work?

+1,000,000 points for the League of Gentlemen gif!