"...or something." Less pew pew pew and more skeet skeet skeet!

"One good shove and I won't have to deal with this weirdo anymore."

"What has been seen cannot be unseen," said this girl's every future sex partner.

This seriously looks like the wedding picture of a child bride, resigned to her fate. :shudders:

I'm sure these children won't resent their father for making them pledge their virginity to him before they were even old enough to grow pubes.

Is it just me or does this guy look like a time-traveler from 1976?

I would say something, but only as it's happening. I would feel weird bringing it up after the fact, like days after, "Remember when we went to chili's last week? You were kind of a nightmare to that poor waiter." Weird.

5'7"?!?! I don't think so.

I have been laughing at this picture for a straight minute. Thank you.

If you're going to appear in public with a Barbie-sized merkin on your face, the least you could do is make sure its centered.

Yeah, but... "play catch"? No. Unless the thing I'd be trying to "catch" is his dick... with my twat. Bring on I Wanna Rub My Snatch on Benedict Cumberbatch

I don't even care why he's crying I'm just glad that he is because seriously fuck this guy.

She looks seriously distressed in this picture. Clearly she didn't view it as a "prank".

When I first discovered omegaverse fics I was like "Whaaaaaa-??!" and now I'm like "Heeeeeeeey!" and now I have to go check for fic updates.

Regardless of this girl's political leanings, no 17-year-old belongs in government, ever.

Those eyebrows put Peter Gallagher's to shame.

The correct response to your work friend: "He's gay?! Even better! Now I won't feel guilty when I fantasize about pegging him!"

I agree so hard with your post. Also, they say "friends" in conjunction with wives and sisters, etc so it' not just some patriarchal white knight bullshit, it's just... the nature of gendered language. I suppose they could have said "spouses" and "siblings" instead but clearly the terms are used as a way of making…

Because when Americans wants to educate themselves about the issues facing young, black women, we should definitely look to the ramblings of old, white men.

I just read through about as much of this thread as I could take. The amount of... I don't even know what to call it... in the replies to you are disturbing and disappointing. You've been extremely patient with a bunch of commentors who have displayed all the reading comprehension skills of a labrador.