Free female-friendly porn is hard to find. X-Art is good example. You pay, but its worth it. The women are very natural-looking, no obvious plastic surgery (none of them look like they have breast implants) and little to no makeup. The men are fit and attractive. The videos are usually around 12 - 15 minutes…

Yes, I feel exactly the same way about everything you said, down to my disappointment that my comments are always in the gray. I remember when I had a star, and how much time and effort it took me to earn that star, and now I have to start all over again and it just doesn't seem worth it. I'm going to go watch some…

Uh... isn't "the bit of skin right behind the scrotum" technically the perineum? I guess this is something men can try at home, but I doubt that rubbing your taint at the public urinal is going to go over very well.

If you've asked him to stop and he keeps doing it, just start wiping your used pads or tampons on the toilet paper roll for him to find next time he goes to the bathroom. Tell him you were changing your tampon and got a little blood on your fingers so you wiped it off on the roll, because sort of thing is no big deal…

How close is this royal birth, really? Has there ever been any official word as to when she conceived? Basically what I want to know is, is there any chance the baby could be born on July 31, Harry Potter's birthday?! Also acceptable: July 15th - my birthday!

Exactly. Conservatives love nothing more than living in their own little bubble where Obama is trying to indoctrinate your children and take your guns. All the crazy tea party shit she couldn't say on network tv will finally have an outlet. At least for the next 6 years or so, when she gets replaced by a younger…

Among all the reasons why I hated Lost in Austen, Darcy's characterization was tops. I hated how much that stupid show made me hate him because I LOVE Darcy. And the writing showed zero understanding for the personalities and motivations of the characters, such as Bingley and Wickham. Terrible, terrible.

The joke is funny because it's a play on "white people problems" . And because to many non-white people, a baby with little to no visible hair is unheard of. I am Mexican-American and am the second-oldest cousin in an extremely large extended family. I have seen more than thirty newborn Mexican babies (on my…

There's a new mom on my facebook feed that dressed up her week-old baby girl in tutus and pearls and a feather boa for her facebook debut. Knowing her, I wasn't surprised, but I was disappointed that her idea of a "cute" outfit for her baby consisted of hyperfeminized, borderline-sexualized fashion accessories.

In my experience "bless your heart" is almost always used sincerely when the blesser is much older than the blessee - at least one generation.

I'm going to start using that quote. It ties in very well with the way I explain my pro-choice beliefs - that until viability, a fetus is a parasite whose continued growth and development is solely at my body's expense and thus at my absolute discretion. And as my leg and my 12-week old fetus have the same chance of…

Something (her eyebrows!) about this photo made her totally unrecognizable to me. In fact, at first glance I thought this was an incredibly unfortunate picture of LGBT activist Janet Mock - see below - until I realized there was no way Janet Mock would leave her house looking that crazy.

Can't Help Falling in Love is far and away my favorite love song. "Take my hand, take my whole life too" has got to be the sweetest, simplest, loveliest poetry ever written about what it feels like to fall in love.

Awww, Mitch Hedburg! He was my favorite comedian. I loved how silly and sweet (i.e. stoner) so much of his act was. Fun fact about him: he had really severe stage fright when he closes his eyes during his act its a coping mechanism. Its also the reason why later on he started regularly wearing sunglasses on stage.

Wow, a Frankenstein Red! I would have never thought to do that. I just ended up giving away all my (barely) used drugstore stuff to my younger cousins when I made the switch to Sephora a few years ago.

Yep, that was me. For years I wanted to find a "signature" red lipstick so I would buy a new red lipstick once or twice a month when I would go grocery shopping. There were the occasional hits over the years but God only knows how much money I spent on the misses. Then I discovered Sephora. I must have tried on…

This is why I switched to high-end makeup and have never looked back. Now I have one liquid foundation from Bobbi Brown that is my exact color match because I took a sample home from Sephora and tried for a week before I bought it, rather then half a dozen failed trial-and-error attempts from the grocery store. I…

You just proved my point. When you were working in a "professional" environment, you wore makeup, even though you obviously would have preferred not to as you switched to a chapstick and lotion routine now that you own your own business. You say that you "wore the least makeup possible." The least makeup possible…

You don't know anyone who spends $20 a month on makeup? Then you must not know any women with careers. The vast majority of professional women I know or have ever met wear some kind of makeup to work on a daily basis - whether they love it or hate it - because it's what's expected in a professional environment. My…

This is such a non-story. It all has to do with relative wealth. I used to lose or otherwise fuck up my makeup all the time (like leaving temperature-sensitive items to melt in a hot car) back when I used the cheap drugstore stuff because I didn't care about having to replace a $4 lipstick. Now that I've upgraded…