Uh, yeah, and Funny Face is up there, too. All that's missing is Schiap to make my lead consumption complete.

It's more disturbing to me that someone who ran for VP publicly and sincerely used the phrase "assclowns".

I'm pretty sure this is from the short-lived, ahead-of-its-time "The Dana Carvey Show", which also featured Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrell, and whose head writer was Louie C.K. SNL was never this funny.

"Fade Into You", Mazzy Star.

Yes, seconded. That album is amazingly sexy. My vote goes to "Angel".

Well done, Madame. Well done.

Too true. Feces has myriad uses. Ted Cruz can only dream of being as important as a piece of shit.

Hearted for both clever name and icon.

"self of steam" is what happens when people don't read books. I have the opposite problem. I don't know how to properly pronounce some words because I've only ever seen them in writing. /humblebrag

Love that movie, and I just re-watched it this past weekend! Until a few days ago I had never seen a single episode of "House" but then I heard that it was basically Sherlock-Holmes-as-a-doctor so I made a point of finding a rerun on TV and watching it. The Watson-based character (Wilson?) was SO familiar but I just…

As someone already said, they don't work on commission and their return policy is EXCELLENT so they have an interest in making sure you're happy with your purchase and will keep coming back. And for the most part, they are friendly, knowledgeable, and honest. I've had sales associates recommend less expensive…

I did not know because I have kept myself on a Downton media blackout ever since I was spoiled on Sybil's death months ago by a commenter on Jezebel who just busted that little nugget out for no apparent goddamn reason at all, in a thread that had nothing at all to do with television or Downton.

Ugh. I feel for you. But it's not just one show you've got - it's two. I'm going to have to find a way to stream Sherlock when it airs (whenever the hell THAT will be!) rather than wait on PBS to show it in the US because if I am spoiled for Sherlock and John's reunion I will kill somebody.

Could not agree more. I stayed away from all online participation until just a couple of hours ago, when I watched the episode on my DVR.

I freely admit that my beer farts are the WORST. They're loud and rank and potent and frequent and I can't stand to be around myself, let alone allow anyone else to be around me, after a night of heavy beer drinking. If I'm going to be in close contact with anyone the next day, I abstain from beer, happy hour be…

People here are mostly disagreeing with you, but I agree. If you're that sick, that your nose is constantly running and your need to be clearing out the mucus every few minutes, you really shouldn't be out around other people, spreading your germs (assuming you have sick days at work, blah blah blah). When I have to…

Don't make us poke your eyes out, Jezebel!

I drink rum and Coke Zero now, and I honestly cannot tell the difference between it and a rum and (full calorie) Coke.

And I'll stick to my Spanish-language guys on Univision. Never am I so grateful to be bilingual than during World Cup years.

Ha! Yes, me too. It's started to bleed into my real life. The other day I noticed myself saying "trousers" instead of "pants" because pants = underwear in my head now.