I have actually been to an all-nude male strip club (in Canada, where they are legal) and I have actually seen men twirling their dongs. This is not something that you should desire to see. Trust.

I tend to agree with you if only for the sake of expediency. I don't want to invest 30 minutes in watching a badly-written and even worse-acted plot unfold before it gets "good". The problem is that the porn that has the kind of sex that doesn't turn my stomach is also the kind that tends to be plotty. Frankly,…

Uh, yeah. This is precisely why both my Kindle and my iPhone have password locks on them. I would die of mortification if I lost either one knowing that someone could discover my sizable collection of M/M books and/or archiveofourown.com bookmarks.

Exactly. I don't keep porn on my computer, I keep it on my Kindle. I probably read more porn on a regular basis than an average man watches on a regular basis.

This was also the first thing I thought of. Can of rat poison!

Too soon!

That picture of Michael Phelps is just perfect. Reading about Phelps and Lochte paint-fucking each other, and then seeing what totally looks like a scared Phelps swimming away for dear life had me howling with laughter for like, 10 minutes. I would wind down and then see that horrified expression out of the corner…

Uh, no. The media is more inclined to focus on Lolo because she is more conventionally beautiful and she told the entire world about her untouched vagina. It we're going to talk about compelling stories, Kellie Wells was molested and raped by her stepfather when she was a teenager. She turned to running as an…

Oh, you are so hearted for you efforts!

What, what, what? Pics or it didn't happen...

Tonight is going to be an eye-candy buffet. Men's diving and men's gymnastics. Keep an eye out for the French gymnastics team. Yowza.

They man obviously has no idea how to relate to "regular folk" and that wouldn't be such a huge problem if he wasn't constantly reminding everyone about how weird and stiff and socially inept he is. Doesn't he have advisors who can tell him these things? Literally any regular person off the street could have told…

Please post more "adorable" pictures of attractive men caressing each other's half-naked bodies.

The rule was put in place after the 2000 Sydney games, when Romania swept Gold, Silver, and Bronze in the all-around. But it's not like Wieber is the first gymnast affected by the policy, or even the only gymnast affected by it during these Olympics.

If the Texas Republican Party had said, "We oppose the teaching of critical thinking skills because such skills cannot be taught, rather they are the natural result of knowledge and education," then you'd have an argument. Instead, the Texas Republican Party said, "We oppose the teaching of critical thinking skills…

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it after watching this disgrace.

The Washington Post article says that he did, as an adult sometime after prep school. "He came out as gay to his family and close friends..."

Nope, I remember it too. But that wasn't the worst one - don't forget about "The Littlest Groom".

I don't understand all the people saying "Oh, the soldier was probably in shock, too." and "The soldier didn't have any bad intentions." Uh... no. I imagine a lot of soldiers have been in shock, too, when their friends die. And yet they somehow manage to respect the families by letting the military notify them…

I would prefer Hillary on the Supreme Court after Obama gets reelected. Please baby Jesus, make it so.