Yikes.

Giancarlo Esposito is in "Once Upon a Time"?!? I could have been easing my Breaking Bad withdrawl by watching Gustavo Fring as a magic talking mirror all this time and I didn't know about it? This is an outrage!

A person's rights to practice their beliefs end where my rights begin.

I totally saw it that way since meth isn't normally supposed to be blue. Guess that means the two shows inhabit the same universe. I just hope that Breaking Bad doesn't end the series with a zombie apocalypse.

Every time these commercials come on TV, I have to change the channel. That old head atop that young body gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I don't usually play the online shoot-em-up, body count, teabagging aspect of the game because I find it a bit boring. If you're playing with friends, then that's totally different because you're shit-talking and ganging up on each other, and the fun is more about being with your friends than it is about the game…

I actually don't think that many women do play Call of Duty. That's not to say that women don't play video games, just that women aren't equal consumers of first-person shooters in general, or maybe this first-person shooter in particular. I know that I personally much prefer the open-world "sandbox" games, like…

And I can't believe no one's posted this picture yet.

Chewing gum's gotta to be chewed out!

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen all week. Seriously, I laughed for like, a minute straight. The RichSuperman's limo door has a Superman crest! HoboSuperman's sock has a hole in the big toe! Oh, god, I'm breathless!

My conviction not to see it at all is shred to ribbons like so many topless tattered trousers. Yowza!

I tried this moisturizer about a year ago because I was hoping to switch from my fabulous-but-expensive moisturizer to something more affordable. After about 3 hours of wearing it, my face broke out in hives. Not pimples, hives. Large, red bumps that hurt. I washed my face twice and placed an order for my regular…

Needs moar Mystery Diagnosis

Come Thanksgiving it'll be eight years since we put our dog to sleep. By then we had sold our childhood home, the home she grew up in, and we didn't want to scatter her ashes any old place. So in every place I've lived since 2003, I've placed her ashes next to a little framed picture of her, in a room with lots of…

Sounds like those diners were sent to Earth by the Big Giant Head.

And what if it's not "their" money, but "our" money?

"It's tricky to know whether in this case Raytheon is, in fact, stonewalling, or whether their decision not to put the plane's crew at any more risk than is necessary is legitimate."

YES. This, exactly.

I do this too!!! When I travel to a different place I like to change up my perfume. First time to Las Vegas, trip to California, summer internship in Michigan - all have their own scents.

I've noticed that he always gives the camera seriously disapproving side-eye. He's the perfect celebrity baby!