Ha! I didn't even read it that way! I still think of them as the little girls from the campaign, circa 2007. At first I thought that Scott was probably the "fun" agent, but yeah, it makes way more sense for Scott to be the "cute" agent. Oh, how mortifying!

Canteen. Boy.

He turned down a part in The King's Speech?! Which part???

First of all, I assumed you were young because your opinions are naive (as I said in my reply) not because I don't care for your opinions.

DILF! I gotta start using that, because yeah, that's totally a thing. My thing!

One more thing.

Except you weren't doing a feminist analysis. In your first post you wondered why anyone would like a fictional character with chauvinist traits and then supposed that it must be because he's handsome. That is an incredibly simplistic conclusion to make.

Oh, grow up. Don Draper is a fictional character. People will always enjoy watching or reading a smart, funny character that is well-developed and motivated by complex internal and external factors, whether that character be a villain or a hero or something in-between.

No one with half a brain sees Don Draper as a "great guy".

Agreed about her being not very bright. After seeing her enthusiastic and unironic endorsement of The Secret, I lost so much respect for her.

I just couldn't resist...

Since you apparently want a serious answer, I'll give you one.

I think it's more like taking pride in never having read Twilight.

I also heard it all my life, in English and Spanish, no less ("buena gente", "mala gente") that I had no idea it was a regional expression.

My name was on the second night only a couple of minutes into the show, so Colbert himself was on screen as my name scrolled by! I screen-grabbed it and proudly posted it to facebook.

Colbert's "The Word" segments are genius. They are intelligent and funny and ironic, but they are also nuanced and meaningful. A perfect balance of making you laugh and making you think.

I'm really surprised that you don't have Kyle Chandler up there. I was shocked to see him in such ill-fitting clothes. His only excuse can be that he decided to attend the awards at the last minute and had to settle for renting a tux two sizes too big. Not only is the jacket way too wide and the sleeves way too…

Yes, let's. That dress made her look pregnant. And her hair and makeup weren't doing her any favors, either.

They reminded me of blisters or hives. Just really, really unpleasant to look at.

And I am hearting both of you as I admire Illamasqua's beautiful Scarab on my fingernails.