And since when is Nordstrom youth-targeted? I see more women well over 30 at Nordstrom than under 30.

Fun fact: In Mexico (and other Spanish-speaking languages, for all I know) a "full size" bad is referred to as a "matrimonial" size bed.

You shouldn't worry so much about matching your eyeshadow to your outfit. Makeup is like hair accessories. You wear what complements your coloring, not your clothes.

I don't understand your objection. The wacky names are Urban Decay's signature. I mean, the company is called "urban decay" instead of being named after a makeup artist like so many other brands, and this is just their way to distinguish themselves. Other shadow names from UD include Mildew, Roach, Asphyxia, and…

That's so great! My brother and I can crack each other up better than anyone else because we share so many inside jokes that will just set us off for minutes at a time. Except our laughing sounds nothing like it did when we were kids because now it's punctuated with a bunch of breathless yelling and cursing and…

Wow, lighten up, maybe? I'm not a huge baby-person either but I can appreciate that they are cute when they're not crying or shitting themselves.

I know, right? This is just another pays-the-bills, white-collar job unless you're lucky enough to get hired to work 80 hours a week for some ginormous firm right out of law school. Oh well! Lawyering - I'm doing it wrong.

You and me both, Beachlady. I'm 31, so I've got a whole decade to maximize my misery, assuming I still haven't cracked 6 figures by then. Hmm... better pencil in my suicide now!

No, Rick Perry Loves Pharmaceutical Kickbacks

Should have done what I did when the article started talking about The Wire (a show that I have yet to watch but do plan on watching someday) - stopped reading.

Is that a trope? I thought that was just the gimmick of these KY commercials. Couple sits on their bed talking about their tingling genitals.

Muzzle Tov!

I loved that sassy little look on his face when he was ordering all those weapons while silvered. The pursed lips, the raised eyebrow! X-D

I am so glad the old Eric is back. I loved it when Sookie objected to the firebombing of Moongoddess because of all the innocent people, and then Eric coldly replies with "Too bad, they picked the wrong horse." Sookie appeals to Bill and Bill says the same thing Eric does, only he's more pragmatic, "If a few…

That was sooo three episodes ago. Everyone knows True Blood can only maintain continuity for two episodes max.

The scene where the vampires are all silvered up is a CON? Nan telling Bill all about the humiliating true death she's going to dole out just as soon as night comes and Bill completely ignoring her because he's too busy ordering WMDs on a bluetooth!?! Eric supporting Bill against Nan, Pam defending Eric against Nan,…

I have read the book and I didn't recognize it as any such thing. Maybe my years and years of X-Files watching has ruined all spooky whistling for me forever.

What was up with the X-Files whistle at the very end?

This is why I stopped buying makeup in drugstores. Being able to try it on at the department store, or better yet, Sephora, is a real advantage. Plus, you can take home samples of pretty much anything you want, and return the makeup (even makeup that you have used for a few weeks) if you end up not liking it after…

Severe, life-threatening birth defects are my go-to reason for explaining to people why I don't believe there is a god, or care if one actually does exist.