Congress won’t allow it. The GOP knows they’re going to be finished in 2018, so they’re doing all they can to screw everything up until 2018. Then the Democrats will have to fix things, and since that will take time, people will start to get annoyed with the Democrats for not “instantly” fixing the problems, and…

The four boxes supporting freedom in the US are the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box, and they should be used in that order; we haven’t gotten down to the box of last resort yet.

Bear in mind that in pretty much every religious text that talks about such things, Lucifer is the embodiment of Pride, in the seven deadly sins sense. Whether it’s his role as one of the seven Archdevils of hell, each one embodying a particular deadly sin; or the fact that he (in some versions) fell from Heaven…

One thing is having suicidal thoughts and another thing is having a killing frenzy and then hope being killed because you do not want take responsibility of what you did.

I had that very thing in mind when I posted that comment. You know, if she does have synesthesia, maybe we shouldn’t be picking on her. She’s the real victim here.

Maybe she can hear color.

Also, re: “all of a sudden, I can’t use it.”

“Cow down”? Is that some new yoga position? Or a veterinary emergency, as in “911! Cow down! Cow down!”

It doesn’t get much better than that gif so I’m going with this

It sold out immediately, and with good reason—what better way to spend an evening than with Gal Gadot, a vat of rosé and a blissfully penis-free environment?

White Supremacists never look supreme. You look at em and wonder how they are so deluded as to their own superiority.

I gotta be honest, I’d run too. I can’t imagine being frightened by someone verbally assaulting me and then watching that person murder two people, but if there was ever a point where the flight instinct kicks in it’s probably that moment. I’d go back or go to a police station to give a statement but then again, I’m…

Actually, most professions are expected to uphold and enforce their own ethical standards — lawyers kick other lawyers out of the bar association, doctors decide if doctors should lose their licenses, journalists fire and expose journalists who plagiarize or fabricate, etc.

Actually, studies show that presidents, on average, fulfill nearly 70% of their campaign promises.

Yes, because the Orb was apparently digital and not run on steam.

Actually Obama signed a secret executive order to funnel all your tax dollars to Chelsea Manning.

This entire Saudi trip is so bizarre and emblematic of everything that’s wrong with both the US and the Arab world: 

Top Google search: antidote + polonium

I’d get behind that in a heartbeat. Hell, I’d support firing Trump and hiring an actual rock.

Agreed. Let’s eat the motherfucker.