Wait, you are a lawyer and you are saying this nonsense? You, more than anyone here, knows how many “laws” you, I, and everyone posting breaks on a daily basis. The average person here probably commits a couple of felonies weekly. Forget about vehicle code, but this, THIS is where you draw the line? Get outta here.
And…

It’s not the tailpipe test that is the problem. You could build a car that emitted pure cherry scented oxygen and it would fail the visual if it didn’t have CARB “approved” parts. SEMA circa 1986 paid good money to have this law put into place, it was a good move to squeeze out the little guys in the aftermarket.
Peopl…

It gets even stupider when I laugh my way to the bank with a heap of your shekles. But if you think I’m getting a good cut, you should see what the police and fire unions have worked out!
Now be a good goy and stop claiming tax exemptions, you’re making the other gentiles pick up your slack. If there is a decent bone…

So I take it you do. You should pay your fair share instead of heaving the burden on people who don’t get the same exemptions.

Also, I enjoy a comfortable lifestyle thanks to your contributions to the military industrial complex. Daddy needs a new set of slicks, pay up bitch.

I hope you don’t claim any exemptions on your tax return hypocrite.

Through all this verbal obsequence, you sure you didn’t forget to add the part where you offerred to felate the cops as a thank you?

Fake gun. Real guns are illegal in Russia. Can’t believe you fell for it.

You don’t have to feign interest and impartiality. We know you prefer european cars.

There were no Ls engines in 1990

The Europeans have never had a very good track record at building cars that can withstand warm climates.

• Street racing; dangerous, stupid, irresponsible

There are car guys, and there are car fans. Two different things, but millenials, and jalopnik in general conflate the two. Jalopnik is a car fan site, not a car guy site.

If sound distractions weren’t a big deal, there would be stereos in cockpits and race car drivers would be listening to music while they drive.
Turns out being able to hear what is going on is pretty important. Everything has a time and a place and phones are but one distraction among thousands while driving. Like…

That isn’t a privilege. We the people grant the government privileges, not the other way around. You think this is a fuckin’ monarchy? There is no sovereign that rules over us.
The right to travel is a basic human right. You cannot monopolize transportation and then expect people to exercise their enumerated rights…

Cost to society? Are you serious? You know what the number one killer in America is?

Hope you don’t have a stereo in your car you tyrant.

The ignorance of drag racing on Jalopnik is staggering. You don’t need to get to top fuel dragsters to see 0-60mph times that would humiliate supercars. Radial 275 cars (these tires are DOT approved) would leave a 918 like it was standing still.

So you work a dead end job at a scrap yard and not only are you going to tell us about metallurgy and airframes, now you are going to tell me all about avionics. Seems like you are an expert in a lot of areas! hahaha. Maybe we should hire you!

Sadly, the truth is if you had an education you wouldn’t be working at a…

So you’re saying you’ve melted aluminum, and different alloys have different properties? You don’t say.

I think you said it’s “barely aluminum” and implied that it’s status as “aircraft alloy” was otherworldly.