*reads just the headline* Ah, so literally any hockey player with a Hockey Dad! Lol.

Hahaha.

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

People don’t own words, that’s just not how it works.

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…

Assuming he comes off the bench in the playoffs and assuming the Sixers play the Pacers in the first round, he might have to matchup against Lance Stephenson. I can only imagine what might happen with that.

Portrait mode is not admissible in court.

Ah, the old Shaggy defense.

Counterpoint: +16 and 6 assists in 12 minutes

I seriously don’t understand the appeal of this sport. Yeah I know get off my lawn and all that but still

Yeah, Water is actually a great idea. Also, healthy snacks and a cooldown room.

Watching Allen blow it numerous times at the end of the game and in OT was almost as good as Duke losing. You have Bagley underneath who has been unstoppable and in the worst case scenario gets a FT to end the game and Allen chooses instead to play hero ball? What a clown and bad bad teammate. He chose personal…

I could watch that Grayson Allen missed game winner gif all day. I bet Grayson Allen pronounces it “jiff”.

I get so used to my Kings fucking everything up, I don’t know how to feel when they do something right, especially something like this. Something I really, really want them to get right. I keep on waiting for this fairly sensitive, empathetic moment to be followed by a press release stating that they intended to trade…

That’s where we differ. If I’m naked, the last thing I’m doing is wrestling with my brother.

i too like to party

4 Touchdowns, Polk High School. Still a record.

Shitty out-of-touch league reflects shitty out-of-touch country. Pictures at 11.

I’m less offended by the idea that a team might give Manziel a second chance than the idea that Blaine Gabbert and Brock Osweiler might get fourth chances.

That’s nothing. You should see who else was throwing today...