Not since 1776!

Okay... my SIL has been told to pump and dump if she drinks, and feed the baby stored milk (from the freezer) if he needs it, but the pumping is just because if she goes too long past his regular feeding time, *she* gets uncomfortable. It’s not that she’s getting out the “tainted” milk, it’s that she needs to get the…

I thought the whole pump and dump was just to get the unusable breast milk out of your body, because it hurts/leaks when it hasn’t been expressed? Not to flush the contamination faster. I’ve never had children/breastfed though, so I'm by no means an expert or experienced.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home

I was there with my kids 4 days before this happened. (Well, I was at the Polynesian Resort, but it’s next to the Grand Floridian and has a nearly identical beach.). My 7- and 3-year olds and I all put our toes in the water, as did almost every other family I saw. This was not discouraged by staff, who absolutely saw…

Yeah, I can’t imagine Disney doing anything but settling. At the basest level, this has been horrible PR for them and fighting the family would only make it worse.

I don’t understand why these weren’t in place before this. Even the dinky pond at the fenced in dog park in my neighborhood has a sign-and a gator. Every body of water bigger than a puddle has a gator in it, whether you see it or not. But I make this assumption based on living in Florida. If I was from Nebraska, how…

I know a lot of people are arguing that it should be common sense that alligators are in the water, but I wouldn’t have known that. Particularly not in a Disney Park - just wouldn’t have thought of it. The fact that these signs weren’t posted to begin with is amazing and to be honest, I think Disney didn’t put them up…

‘Cause fathers generally DO have time to wash their hair.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

Looking at the pictures of the resort, it looks like an artificial beach down to the water’s edge. If you don’t want people swimming in a lake with fucking alligators, then maybe next time don’t design a resort that looks like the fucking coast of Florida.

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

Nope. Plenty of other prisoners face all that and years behind bars. This fucker is the poster child for needing a long sentence. Did you read his statement to the court? He blames Stanford, alcohol and slutty women. Not a single thing in his proclamation was about his personal responsibility.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

So what you’re saying is you are not throwing away...your....shot

An insanity plea is an insanely high bar for a defendant to make. Schizophrenia does not let you avoid a criminal prosecution.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

I am the girl on the end who looks really uncomfortable and her dress is ill fitting and for some reason she is wearing wings? That is me.

I love it! : )