You could also check out The Station Agent if you need a palate cleanser from Boardwalk Empire. He’s a teddy bear in that movie.

Spade is a derogatory term for a black person. It’s a bit old-timey, so it falls under the radar when people use it sometimes. This person was being a racist dumbshit.

Somehow, “she loved pandas” really landed a gut punch. Poor baby.

That sounds like a life full of constant anxiety to me, anyway you only need to take a test if you’re late or totally irregular. I assume that you’re a guy since you didn’t know that, so please slow your roll on wondering why women don’t perfectly perform to your arbitrary standards that are based on nothing.

I know it’s popular to hate on Gwyneth but THAT is how you do divorce with kids. Too often the parents are selfish cry babies who can’t put their kids first for even a second. I can hate on GOOP the website but I give these two a lot of credit in the parenting department.

Say what you will about Charney but the product doesn’t need to be dragged in the process. I’d rather pay $28 for a basic tshirt and know it wasn’t made by a child or a slave in some unregulated death trap of a factory. They’re appropriately priced considering the implementation of organic cotton and that they’re made…

Did you go to supermodel school?

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!

Okay, I’m fucking sick of this. The “Democratic Party establishment” is not a thing to be reflexively opposed. The Democratic Party establishment elected Barack Obama. It got Sotamayor and Kagan (KAGAN!) appointed. It promotes marriage equality, abortion rights, racial equality, feminism, and a social safety net.

He is creating his own religion, which includes writing best book ever made: Bible according to TRUMPO.

As a Native who now lives Not In New York, I can safely say that the only real difference in values between NYC and literally everywhere else is that they have true respect for the bagel.

Totally had a crush on Robin Hood growing up. Which then became a crush on Trent from Daria.

I highly recommend Emily Oster’s “Expecting Better” if you want to feel not-crazy. I was nervous my first time around, so I followed ALL the “rules” out there, but her book made me feel better for being pissed at how ridiculous it all was!

As a pregnant woman, can I just say that I am so goddamn sick of seeing a new study every week telling me I’m doing something wrong? This is my first pregnancy and it is scary enough without some dude in a lab discovering that I may already be a terrible mother because I ate a fucking potato for dinner.

The phrase “eat a cheeseburger” is so incredibly obnoxious and body-shame-y. She’s naturally very thin, always has been, probably always will be. There are things that can rightfully said about her as far as her opinions and actions, but I don't understand why her body always has to be brought into it.

It never was about deciding guilt. It is about deciding if both of them received a fair trial. Avery’s case was put together by officers that owed him MILLIONS of dollars, hated him, and had wrongfully incarcerated him on purpose before. The kid hardly has shit for brains and yet got forced to confess all kinds of…

This is true. I'm a nanny and sometimes you eat a cereal bar standing up while holding a toddler who just puked.

I LOVE how people just casually suggest that working from home is equivalent to maternity leave, like it’s so easy to work while caring for a newborn. The first three months with my second born were so intense that taking a shower felt like a major accomplishment.

You realize that was an intentional manipulative comment right? He didn't slip up and call her that by accident. He was trying to color the jury's perspective of her. He wanted them to see her as a helpless, vulnerable child to get them riled up and pissed off. (Sidenote: she was helpless and vulnerable - no doubt…