I don't know about you, but I came to watch Tony Randazzo, so I got my money's worth.

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

Putting an entire sport on his shoulders for 15 years or so has begun to take its toll.

He's kidding you idiots.

Come on, Tim. You're telling me you've never seen Cauliflower Brain before?

Should you do Crossfit? No.

fuck that monolith. it came down and gave Germans the ability to score at will. good for that drunk dude. they think they can impart stuff onto us without any payback...

For some reason this reminds me of Arrested Development when Buster Bluth was a child and he threw the vacuum under a city bus because he was mad at the house keeper and he thought the vacuum was her favorite toy.

Not a Rolling Stones fan, huh?

You'd think most Brazilians would be used to the pain of a good waxing by now.

But for America, the Portuguese word for this would be "schadenfreude"

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

wait a second. Just wait one second. I thought this was the Spurs fault. If they don't beat Miami, the Big Three Three-peat, and everything in sunshine and rainbows. So don't blame the innocent NBA, this is the work of a man never far from the tabloids, a man who is at the center of a good many twitter battles, a man…

lol

In FIFA's defense, nobody has yet offered them a really big bribe to crack down on racism.

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

Dumb question from someone who doesn't really follow the NBA, is the Miami "Big 3" hugely overstated? Lebron is an all-time great in his prime, but Wade looks way past his prime and I've never thought Bosh was a great player. Is it more of a Big 1 + 2 guys with recognizable names? Or am I just totally misinformed…

Also I hope that kids first aid kit has a CT Scan in it

I'm just glad their kids weren't around to see that.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.