Kinja needs other options for flagging posts, and this makes me think one of them should be “I’m concerned for this poster’s mental health.”

I maintain that the fact that Anthony Weiner is still alive to go to prison proves that Hillary Clinton is not the murderer the Pizzagate crazies make her out to be, because if she had cause to murder anyone ever it was Anthony Fucking Weiner.

People has also confirmed the news...excellent work Kris Jenner.

I feel like I listen to more than enough Savage Lovecast to have heard the first scenario over and over again. If the sex is bad this long into the relationship and your partner has shown no interest in improving it, then you have to really sit down and ask yourself whether bad sex is the price of admission you’re…

Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is…

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

I love to be alone too! But this place makes me feel awful. We spent a month away this summer and coming back has been BRUTAL. I’m sorry you were lonely but thank you for sharing that with me. This is like group therapy right now and I NEED IT BADLY.

And if I ran this; at about a week or 2 before they were scheduled to come out I would have gone radio silent and got a post apocalyptic scene made just outside. would have been the most epic prank.

Bunch of red shirts are all lucky to have made it out alive.

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

Eh it can go how it was originally stated. To help you see this, consider the statement “everyone has more friends than you” (which is the inverse of the original statement)

long gas lines?.... theres like 6 cars in pyongyang... i call bullshit

I’m not a relationship expert, but it’s clear that their foreheads were heading in opposite directions from the start and so they were doomed to fail.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Poor Alison Arngrim, the actress who played her: even as a little girl, she had to deal with adults yelling at her on the street. Nellie was awesome, though. I even once tweeted Alison to tell her that I figure Nellie could kick the Bad Seed’s ass, and she told me she’s actually met Patty McCormack and they’ve done…

I think a key here is that no one has directly accused CK of anything. Someone heard a rumor about one comedian assaulting two others and someone filled in a blank with Louis and people started running articles like it was the truth. Even in the original Gawker article, the writer says he reached out to the victims…

Here’s what few people will acknowledge. Apart from his rhetoric and embarrassing missteps, Trump has governed as a doctrinaire establishment Republican in almost every respect. He has stacked his Cabinet with the GOP Old guard, aggressively pursued their tax and deregulatory agenda, and loyally nominated right wing…