Those are some expensive supplements!

If he had one of those asphyxiation fetishes, he probably came as he went.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Porn is bad kids.

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

First time I saw Bill Paxton. It was on MTV for this strange song and video.

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

I misread this and expected to hear someone yell “baby hands” during the press conference. I was disappointed.

She’s GOTTA be wondering who accessed her account to tweet that out.

She’s not in the White House to make friends.

It’s fairly well know parable, Rick is just a bad speech maker. This s a published version, but their are others.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

I could not get into this episode, but I also have food poisoning, so I will borrow your optimism for next week. Two minor notes:

You want him to die? I don’t.

As funny as this is, I can almost guarantee he actually thought there would be some sort of orientation video. “Welcome! Congratulations on being elected to be the leader of the free world...”

I don’t get it. What does this have to do with Trump?