It occurred to me that she was conceding to a person who has publicly vowed to use the power and violence of the state against her were he to gain the presidency.

I’m ready for the United States of the Pacific

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

I have a lot of foolish friends who support him as the #NotHillary, stick-with-the-party vote. They are assuredly foolish, but not terrible people. And I pity them because they’re so misguided.

You were robbed.

And mine: A rotting Orange Julius flung into the parking lot of a failing mall.

You just know his browser history would give the lie to that particular statement.

As do I.

If it makes you feel any better, I had an 86 yr old man in line behind me this morning for the 45 min it took to vote. His partner is a 50-something yr old Chinese man, who doesn’t speak a lot of English, and was a lawyer in China, and he was talking to the lady behind me about the many places they have traveled…

He is copying because he can’t read.

Woke up to a voicemail that my grandpa died. It was expected, but still not a great way to start the day. I’d had food poisoning last night, so I’d passed out early and woke up at 5:30am, I called my mom, and then went to the school 2 blocks away to get it done right at 6am. I was in and out in a matter of 10 minutes.…

1. Chandler

I would argue that a woman in the public eye could loose weight by accident, but you don’t accidently work out for three hours a day.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Not so fast though. Yeah if this was a real assassination attempt and Trump slunk off like some cuck that’s total beta behavior. On the other hand, he could be running game here and operating everyone. Peacocking via a phony assassination attempt is the ballsiest kind of peacocking and takes a true alpha to pull off.

I appreciate when employees help me, but I don’t need 14 different workers asking me how am I doing. I know there’s mystery shops (which offer nothing of value), but jeez. The problem is certain customers love the attention. “Oh they’re so nice at _____” even though it’s all forced from top to bottom.

Stupid memory foam.