He keeps groping... and groping... and groping... and groping.

Keep it coming. I want his post election days to be a living hell of one sexual assault trial after another. I also want to see how many of these women he actually sues.*

“People need to focus on the important part of this story, which is that it shows Donald Trump’s extensive record of experience with foreign affairs. Something every president should have.”

First one, then the other.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

Seriously, though, what is a Leppo?

God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

I think it has more to do with the fact that third party candidates rarely get the kind of attention they’ve gotten this election, and they’re just now realising the downsides to that attention. Just my impression, though.

And, what is aleppo?

Yep. Madonna is sorta sadly clinging on to fame right now, but Madonna’s importance in her earlier career is something that I think can only be compared to Michael Jackson’s. It really transcends how well she could dance and sing and goes into general cultural impact.

ugh i thought i saw rumblings on twitter this morning that he conceded...but apparently not! hes just conceited!

To be fair, 6% is really good for how little he actually brings to the table. imagine if he actually knew anything useful.

No, I think he thought he could just skate through the entirety of his candidacy being the adorkable face of the libertarian movement, and John Oliver got people actually looking at his policies and asking him questions about them instead of giving him fun softball interviews. And that charmingly goofy veneer turns…

Ross Perot got nearly 19% of the popular vote in 1992. By the look of him, I’m pretty sure Gary Johnson was alive in 1992.

Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

He’s pissed ‘cause he was on his way to the bathroom to smoke a bowl and that douche reporter got in his way, man.

All these men are too emotional to be President.

Her songs are so damn catchy. I love putting on her immaculate collection album and singing to every song.

Who cares?