Took me an embarrasingly long time to get that.

Nice.

Nice.

You know it’s a weird year when the election coverage on Deadspin includes Bronte jokes in the comments.

“Not my first choice, believe me.”

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

I can’t even imagine how emotionally confusing it must have been to be in the closet while portraying one of the most famous gay characters on television.

Your dog is correct.

My dog keeps telling me the cats are evil.

The only thing that gave the Governor depth to me were the scenes with his daughter early on. I mean, they were totally fucked up, but you could see humanity that was there, and then taken away.

Negan is much less “evil” than the Governor. I mean Rick’s group massacred a big piece of Negan’s group. Was he supposed to not do anything? Would Rick have allowed that to happen? No, I think the show is toying more with the idea of Rick getting more grey in the morality. And Negan can be a reflection of that.…

I agree. The Governor was so petty. I don’t like Negan, and I kinda spent most of the time he was talking waiting for him to shut the hell up, but he makes sense.

He is a walking talking No One Cares About Your Boner meme.

I’ve decided that Donald Trump is simply a chronically unsuccessful PUA: look at his tautological and masturbatory rhetoric, his misogyny, his think-with-your dick bravado regarding warfare and winning and zero-sum power relations, his dozens of phallic skyscrapers, his connection to other angry, entitled men, etc. I…

I read all the replies to this comment but it doesn’t seem like anyone told you that’s not the Soup Nazi, that’s Babu. So I’ll tell you.

I was a bed wetter until I was like 8 or 9. One time at a slumber party I wet the bed in the middle of the night when everyone was sleeping. So I took my underwear, rinsed them and stuck them in the freezer and staged the ‘frozen underwear’ prank on myself to cover my pee pee tracks and get some sympathy on side.…

I was away at school and I didn’t have all my stuff yet and I stole another girl’s soap to shower (I mean, I put it back, but noticeably diminished). She called me out on it and I panicked and lied and EVERYONE SMELLED ME to confirm it was really her soap, which of course it was.

If they have all of that stuff deemed inadmissible, my suggestion for the prosecution would be to bring in an endless number of people he’s screwed in business, been publicly abusive to, demeaned, and been generally awful to like in the last episode of Seinfeld.

I found myself fondly reminiscing the days when tying your dog in its crate to the roof of your car was an authentic election season scandal. Life was simpler then.