I’ve never seen her apologize to anyone for the things she’s said or done while drunk/high, and she’s been awful to her family for decades. She’s got a lot of self-pity (“I guess I’m just not lovable” [sad face, some well-placed tears]) but I’ve never seen her “own it,” in the parlance of the Housewives. I sympathize…

All I know is that Netflix thinks I am so gay, all my recommendations are gay-themed. My family abroad uses my login and I wonder if they now think I’m gay, too, and they’re too afraid to ask me. I chortle to myself about this at least once a week.

You have accepted your offer of admission.

It’s not really self centered if you take in today’s social climate. Think about it, say someone who knows Patton very well calls him up with condolences but doesn’t tweet about condolences, what happens online? You get nosy people calling you “cold,” “mean,” “selfish” and “uncaring” for not saying anything about your…

We can’t say the tiger didn’t love her in its own way. Animals that are attached to people do sometimes hurt those people. Said while nursing a scratch inflicted by a cat who does not like his ears cleaned.

FIVE TIPS THAT YOULL NEVER REMEMBER IN A KNIFE ATTACK

A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!

Yes.

Charlize. If you were unattractive nobody would even know your name. You would have been selected for approximately zero movie roles.

Left-to-right.

your hand is already underneath your ass, you just drop the paper in the toilet like a normal person. WHAT ARE THESE ARGUMENTS EVEN

My house is adjacent to the golf course and country club grounds which sounds super fancy and like I live in a ritzy neighborhood right? Actually I live in one of the poorer areas of town, with a lot of smaller and low income housing. The family that donated the land for the country club basically stipulated that it…

Obligatory 2 minutes of Elizabeth Taylor on General Hospital. The first scene where she (Helena Cassadine) curses Luke and Laura at their wedding and the next where she speaks later to Luke about killing her husband. She’s just ridiculously beautiful.

Ok, yes, you can judge her but I also think that it was a choice she made and I don’t think it makes her a bad person.

But just imagine how fabulous Erika Jayne: The Widow Years will be!

I’m so sorry boo—I don’t actually check the twitter because I’m [no good excuse possible]. But now I am going to. I’ll check in tomorrow (tuesday).

Video won’t play. GregSamsa smash laptop.

She was right and he was pushing it but they made it look like she was making a power play because he wouldnt bang her

She did and her first ex continues to pay a lot of her bills or so says the rumor mills. Camille was fucked over by way of being disrespected and humiliated in a super nasty fashion. Kelsey exited that marriage with a bulldozer which in my eyes is pretty fucked up. Glad she still got a bunch of cash but she deserved…

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.