A broken clock is right twice a day.

Okay but can we talk about this lady?

Oh dahling, we absolutely MUST meet for dinner. I have to tell you about Tiffany’s abortion and Jax's rehab stay. :mwah: :mwah:

Nefertitties, you look Mah-velous!

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Seriously? Probably not much.

You just honestly kinda made me cry. Yesterday was my birthday and it was awful and basically everything is terrible and you reminded me of those books and the wave of nostalgia was overpowering. But in a good way. I read that series when I was in 5th or 6th grade, over and over again. I’m going to see if it’s…

Ya, I mean, it seems inappropriate because he’s supposed to be a professional journalist or whatever, but it was New Year’s, she was wearing a bra, everyone was drunk. Who cares?

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

And inbetween those things will be SO MUCH GODDAMN WALKING.

Omigod I’ve read this so many times and I love you for posting a Homecoming reference. Brb going to go read it again.

Still mad at the home ec teacher who gave her a failing grade in the sequel

You are my everything. WHAT BOOK WAS THIS? I thought it was VC Andrews but I can’t place it.

Fuck that. One can be a cunning linquist as well as a cunting linquist.

She’d just be learning from her family’s former Sith Master:

Ralph’s, not Target, but I once stood in the self-checkout line behind a kid of maybe 19 who had an entire cart filled with Fleet enemas. Nothing else, just box after box of enemas. It was very hard not to stare!

She’s pushing 60 and her character has spent the last 3+decades trying to hold a galaxy together. Something is wrong with her face?

Exactly how much more are you thinking she should accomplish?

First they came for the sugar
and I did not care
because I had already given up sugar
Then they came for the carbs
and I did not care
because sourdough is expensive
Then they came for the meat
and I did not care
because really I prefer fish
Then they came for legumes
and there was no one left

Honestly, I think that's an abuse of the boss's power, not an example of an abuse of ROWE. A boss who understands the spirit of ROWE would have disciplined the single person who broke the rules, not the entire company - that's the definition of micromanaging, not to mention an overreaction.