This is why I support reinstating the draft for males.

I disagree. I haven't read the GQ article yet but I would rather read articles about outlandish mutants with obvious psychological issues than another piece about how that actress from that one show loves wearing skirts and hates fake people.

I think we can all agree that Russian-Armenian miscegenation is the root of all evil. I mean, good God, who wants to see Armenian man-nose on a little girl? Thank you, extremely-limited-worldview-Barbie, for giving voice to the downtrodden.

Unfortunately, she's never grown up. She's been surrounded by enablers since she was a kid, nobody's ever told her "no" and her mom is trying to continue milking her because The Whole Family Needs You or some shit (which I think is why Dina was trying to make Ali Lohan "happen").

Long story, but I had a *therapist* who insisted that I ignore red flags in the relationship I was in at the time. Her reasoning was that the red flags weren't really red flags but projections of my own issues and yadda.

Cancer's a bitch, but it doesn't offer to keep you company when you're lonely and then make off with your IRA.

As an aside, I'm really developing a pet peeve with people who phrase their own experience into a universal experience: "You want to believe, because you think you're developing a relationship." That kind of phrasing always feels to me like an abdication of responsibility, on a subconscious level.

Doesn't going through the effort of taking a selfie of you "laughing at the haters" sort of negate the whole purpose of the message? "Here's a picture of me, cleverly made up, at a flattering angle, being uncaring of what the haters think!" Well, I for one, am convinced.

Fuck is one of my most favorite words. I thank my dad for that. I am trying to tone down my fucking language at work, because apparently I work with some overly sensitive fuckers, who get offended by the word fuck, when It's not even directed at them, but uggh, fuck that!

I am a 47 year old, and I look far better than that. She just looks completely different than she used to.

I was thinking the same thing. What role could someone with a lifeless face, a raspy voice and trout-pout be right for? Unless Lifetime is interested in producing my screenplay, Rode Hard and Hung Up Wet: The Lara Flynn Boyle Story.

LOL, I love your wit, Nef.

Come to Academia, we're awash in whiteboards.

The mind of an addict is a very strange and scary place.

Her inability to accept responsibility for her own behavior is astonishing.

LOL at Lindsay thinking she even had a shot at anything in the Avengers sequel. I'm not even sorry for saying it but she is DELUSIONAL. And as for the whining that her agents aren't willing to fight for her, well, why should they? At this point most productions would probably regard her as a liability on set, and…

They deserve far more awards. They kicked ass this year.

I was so proud of my fellow countrymen for the audible booing from the Juno audience when JB's award win was announced. Couldn't help but cackle out loud...

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS THAT

Be prepared to ask more than once, and deal with a few rejections. Just like Joe.