Really, they didn’t have to look much beyond his smile. Anyone who strains that much to replicate mirth is definitely evil-minded. Even my dog could tell.

Hmmm...

I actually thought that the Governor was much more shallow, much more pointlessly evil than what I know of Negan from his introduction. The Governor’s malice didn’t seem to have much of a point, whereas Negan clearly wants to subjugate Rick et al in entirety in order to get supplies like an old timey mafioso and he…

abrahater lol

So, basically Donny ran for president because of an Obama vendetta from the State dinner jokes and because he’s, you know, black, and the racist Mexican wall-building bent was a vendetta because she wouldn’t screw him?

I smoked too much, felt woozy, and promptly threw up :(

9th grade: I was at a friend’s house for a birthday thing with five or six other friends and the house phone rings. The birthday girl said that it was my mom on the line. I’m shocked—why would she call me there? But when I pick up, it wasn’t my mom. It was my best friend impersonating her. She had called my mom who…

I wonder how many people total will tell you that you’re wrong in this thread. Oh well, I guess I might as well too:

Can I also get a pap smear without actually having to be there? If not, you can’t get your wish either, you rotten persimmon.

If they get to watch us vote to learn about our elections, it’s only fair that we get to watch them too so we can learn how they manipulated Trump into losing by a landslide.

This is what I would imagine heaven to be like. It wouldn’t be a place where everything was perfect with fluffy kittens and puppies and no conflict at all. That would be boring as fuck. Instead, it would be a place where, when there was any sort of discord (“Mahatma said I was too nice!”), peanut buttered cars would…

Well, it just seemed odd to me in the sense that no one should be spit on so that should not be a gender thing. Women should not be more protected from societies’ spitters than men. However, the commenter’s clarification that it also bothered her on a racial level due to the image of this white man spitting on a black…

alcohol

God, really? That’s awful. People are awful and I am sorry you were spit on.

Person. You mean “I’m confused as to why RZA is defending a man who spit on a person.”

A few weeks ago Azealia hit me up for some economic help and bong I gave a helping hand.

Just carry the stuffed ginger cat, call it Donald, and dress up as a frazzled Kellyanne.

I’m getting concerned about all these reports of women being cajoled into not finishing their bathroom business by the biased media elite...

In Israel “Israeli couscous” is called ptitim. Why have a foreign word that isn’t even the foreign word? (couscous is originally n. african).

It took a lot of effort to get there, but I think I understand now. Forever grateful.