How could Ben not have learned that trying to manipulate and control his own narrative not only backfires, but is completely pointless. I mean, who the fuck cares what he did or said unless he tries to do something like this?

My Vagina the Teetotaler; A memoir by Regina Ouchy 

I’m willing to become an alcoholic for them if I can have that much fun.

Totally thought the same when I was watching! It’s aggressive rich blond whiteness.

Dynasty Fact: In the 80's there was pretty much just one tv channel in Israel. During the day they would play educational programming for the kids home sick. Each night they would air some show or movie from the US. One day it was Manimal. Another was Quantum Leap. The A-Team and Knight Rider were huge. But the…

Well, I’m going to need more information. An anecdote or two please!

yes, but not consistently

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I’m specifically referring to her publicly celebrating Christina gaining weight at the time. Christina is probably also a flawed celebrity, but we haven’t really seen evidence of that publicly meaning that she hides it well while Kelly is a spoiled child every time.

Hot take: Kelly Osbourne has always been somewhat of a garbage person. She’s had several public instances of this (see Christina Aguilera feud, for one). She’d be in fast food if it weren’t for mum and daddy.

How did you ever look him in the eyes again?

Thank you so much for this. Soooo much.

Talent and a dairy allergy, according to him.

Trust me—I have given him hell about it ever since I heard this story five years ago.

It’s not my story, but you all still deserve to let it linger in your heads as it does in mine. My boyfriend was at work when a stomach issue began and so he trotted over to the company restroom to let loose. It was so ferocious, as he told it to me later, that as soon as he pulled down his pants it hit everywhere. It…

I’d have to travel pretty far for that, but thanks for the heads up.

The only thing in here that surprised me was that it’s Thursday. The week has really flown by, hasn’t it?

Obviously it goes without saying, but the “never knew I could feel like this” by (presumably) the killer is particularly icky.

It also is more clear as to why she just filed for divorce and didn’t issue a public statement at the same time, which is what celebs normally do “we love and respect each other...privacy during this difficult time...blah blah blah”. I was wondering about why she left it all up to our imaginations, but now it makes…

I’m honestly flabbergasted that you allowed the MyPillow cultists to infiltrate the comment section. Even this comment I am writing right now puts me in danger as I write it. Oh my god—someone’s jimmying the door right now. It must be them! But I haven’t even hit publish! Call someone for help! They got in!!!! Call…

I’m honestly flabbergasted that you allowed the MyPillow cultists to infiltrate the comment section. Even this…