Wait—are you freaking serious? I thought you were joking at first, but now...She doesn't have Asperger's. What she does have is ECS (Entitled Celebrity Syndrome). She also—and perhaps most prominently— suffers from an extreme case of FCAS (Former Child Actor Syndrome). And finally, she has a massive affliction in the…

Eh—nobody wants an uppity sex doll, Emma.

I see how if you don't read much...

Well, as I wrote in one of the comments on this thread, should the conversation present itself naturally such as in the examples that you provided, you can certainly give your side. It was the awkward and seemingly unnecessary need to make a big announcement that I found baffling.

• when your last sexual encounter took place (ANY kind, not necessarily strictly vaginal sex. Though I suppose you could specify if otherwise)

One comma too many, Gabourey.

Yeah, maybe.

I am guessing they were contemplating divorce and wanted to live near each other for the kids? That is the only way this makes sense.

You should see the pics from the other rooms. The decor of the whole house is one big fancy yawn.

And Prince of Tides. Everything was showered in a golden light.

I can definitely see how that would be desirable, especially once Evangelista got to the point of not wanting to "get out of bed for less than$10,000" per day. But still, these models look awful and detract from the clothing anyway. For me, at least.

Streisand had a lot more than just the one side thing. She also made them put vaseline on the lenses or something like that. Soft filter.

Oddly enough—considering her anti-Mariah clause—Carey also used to forbid people photographing one side of her face. It must really suck to be a famous little twerp.

It took me a long time to get over the fact that it was over.

He doesn't have a great voice. It's passable. But he is such an amazing actor that I forgive him. Below a clip from his singing in Six Feet Under aka the greatest tv show that ever was.

We're all victims when Jennifer Lopez is tasked with carrying a film.

But so did several of the other ones in this post. I think it was a combination of makeup and direction. I miss the glamour.

Runway models always used to look aloof and powerful when I was growing up. When did the models start to look so fucking miserable? I miss Linda Evangelista and her queen-of-everything attitude...

I see your name around a lot, because you recommend many of my posts. I'm sorry to hear about your dad. But having said that, I would have paid good money to see the scene that you describe above. If you plan on doing something similar in the future, please let me know.

It's funny, because I am thinking about how it used to be Gene Simmons who would do this and I was too young to remember how people reacted at the time, but I imagine parents fainted at the site. Because there was a sexual aspect to it and it certainly was a very impressive length. But with Miley it's not sexual—at…