Yikes. You sound kind of frightening, actually.

Yes, it's true. My negative opinion on this one thing definitely encompasses the totality of my personality. You should be a therapist.

Actually, I spent the first part of the summer showing a friend of mine from California around New England. She bit her nails. It was gross. It was in front of me. So, basically, I have no idea why you're being snarky about a comment I made that was not directed at you or at anyone in particular, but was just a strong…

Conscious Uncucumbering

It's seriously one of the grossest habits. I would be equally grossed out watching someone publicly urinate as I would watching them chew their filthy little nails. There, I said it.

Yes, Lindsay Lohan is old news.

I thought that it was very clear that you liked the cookbook overall. You do come off a little unsure in the kitchen, though. Cooking with real food and new ingredients that take time is an adjustment and won't always take forever to prepare once you get used to it. A meal that used to take me over an hour before now…

I wouldn't compare them to honey, considering that honey literally does not spoil. Ever.

She went from va-va-voom to sweet and matronly. I feel old using va-va-voom but I just nearly fainted yesterday when I found out that Ian Ziering is 50, so I guess I am old. Anyway, my point is that not everyone can carry off the short haircut, even if they have a beautiful face, as she does. If only we could all be…

Plus, when Amya woke up she immediately thought "rapist" and chased the stranger out of the apartment.

Maybe you have that facial blindness thing.

Charlize Theron had a relationship with that lead singer. Between your story and now Sean Penn I think she has two eyes that are blind.

All the best in the world for this young woman. She did what she could under very difficult circumstances while we were all watching. It's not easy to testify. I was a witness in a murder trial. It is terrifying to try to recall details from years gone by while every word is scrutinized. For some reason there was no…

It was compelling testimony. I thought she did brilliantly under the circumstances. Everyone comes from somewhere. I hope she makes it farther than all of us.

That skirt is a disaster.

Well, mostly she needs to learn that it's not a life necessity to put on a bathing suit, ask someone to photograph her, and then post it to the internet to say "haha, at least I'm not a fatty!"

Every time I see a photograph of Ms. Cox, all I can think is that the only explanation for this goddess having been born into a male body is because she was using it as a chrysalis.

That's your evidence? A video from so many years ago where she is promoting a movie and expected to be entertaining and sexy, sweet and funny all at once?

Kevin O'Leary was cast as the villain. He is the Simon Cowell formula. The Richard Hatch. He is supposed to say things that are abhorrent. He is supposed to anger, but always entertain. And he does entertain. He is expected to be subversive. He does often pit men against women in the marketplace, but that is the…

You should try out for Shark Tank with those numbers.