How is it that some men can physically look like that and sartorially present themselves like that and still have such confidence? I hate that I envy shirtless bro and his stupid fucking wildly unwarranted vaingloriousness.

I feel like we really overuse the word entitled. These were just two bored people who wanted to go to a party. I really doubt they felt entitled.

I'm a little torn on this one. On the one hand, these people that she doesn't know just kind of came to her event, ate her food, drank her booze, and are everywhere in the photos and video. On the other hand, the food is long gone as is the alcohol, the photos can be tossed and they should be laughing about the…

You're in the wrong house and the wrong room in that house then, sweetie.

How do you know?

Some people can pull them off. And this is a double whammy—ugly sandals with socks!

That is the lesson you learned from seeing someone die right in front of you—handshakes are time-consuming? Graduations are money schemes? Parents annoy?

I had a similar type of deal with a nightmarish and eccentric co-worker. Our boss even caught him crashing at work at night when he arrived early one day and saw the dude in pajamas holding a toothbrush. After he got fired (for many reasons other than that) he went on to kill the mother of his child. He even tried to…

Maria?

Boobs-no-shirt is going to be my new screen name when I get banned again.

So is Corey Feldman.

Why does it "kinda suck"? She seems to be doing extremely well in life.

Oh, you really just never know around these here parts what people will take the highest offence to or alternately glob onto.

Cocaine crash; I take you are unfamiliar.

Um...yes. I am a teacher and not a parent. Frankly, I think my job is harder. Also, police officers. Air traffic controllers. Astronauts. 911 operators. Also, motherhood is not a job.

Are you being sarcastic, because that video has come under a lot of justified criticism.

By "that's not how it works" I mean "people who are sexually exploited by people in positions of power do not typically 'court' their exploitation."

Oh, for god's sake—can't someone say something that is obviously not remotely offensive without someone attempting to twist it into something that might possibly vaguely inadvertently offend someone? I don't care that you have 12 recommends—your comment, considering the circumstances, makes you sound insane.

You have poor reading comprehension skills. You also should not type using text-speak. It makes you seem illiterate and child-like.

I would be okay with that, except that they are always made to look lighter-skinned and thinner. That is the part that is damaging. We all know that the unsightly blemishes have been removed, but why the extra inch across the hips? Is that extra inch so unsightly? "Yes, yes it is."—say fashion mags everywhere