A station wagon is the obvious correct answer.

No snow required. You can also lubricate the pavement with the shattered corpses of your former transmissions and diffs.

If you were to lose traction with them, would it be called an electric slide?

BMW owners = douchnozzle

Yep. It cleared that Ridgeline nicely

It's a jeep thing, people wouldn't understand

I often wish my Jeep was a Honda. Mostly when it's not working, which is most of the time.

"Child's play" says Crown Victoria.

Thanks for the Insightful commentary. I was going to have a Fit if I didn't see any puns in here.

Thanks for doing your Civic duty by sharing that pun with us.

Well you gotta hand it to that Honda...it managed to make it up that hill on its own accord.

Sure, but when's the Xtreme model coming out?

There are 168 of them within 100 miles of my zip code for sale used. Here's a 2013 Limited trim one, probably still under warranty (def. ok for mileage, hard to say for time), at "a touch under $32k" like the article says the Transit is as-tested, and that's the 3rd most expensive one for sale. (The most being $35k)

Awww...sweet. Actually, those 7 bucket seats make it look great. Unfortunately, my current van is almost paid for, and I'm not interested in buying a new one anytime soon. But between this and the Mercedes Benz Metris (2.0L turbo-4), it looks like I might go away from the typical Toyota/Honda/Chrysler mini-van…

Counterpoint:

I openly hate minivans, but somehow even I can't help but like the Transit Connect. It's a great little van, truly.

Right, which is why it was an awesome buy in 2009, but in 2015, when a new optioned one is six figures, one wonders why you can't just get a BMW M car or Mercedes AMG for the same money and have way more in terms of creature comfort and practicality, and only sacrifice a few tenths of a second from 0-60.

Why buy a new Corolla when you can buy this 25 year-old GT-R for the same price?

It's beautiful.

Given the success of the Beetle, I'd hardly call this "unlikely", but...just look at it. My. God.